This will make you laugh

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My husband said tonight that he's going to contract me out to the police becuase of my amazing sense of smell (he's tickled that I smell salt and vinegar nearly everywhere). He thinks I'd make an amazing blood hound at the moment. A bit of extra cash wouldn't do any harm
Not sure i'd be happy with dog biscuits though. I'd need salt & vinegar crisps, pots of yoghurt, meat and oranges!
S