Got sent this this morning:
Diet for stressed women - sounds good to me!
>>
>> Diet for stressed women. This is a specially formulated diet
>>designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day.
>>
>> BREAKFAST
>> * 1 Grapefruit
>> * 1 slice whole-wheat toast
>> * 1 cup skim milk
>>
>> LUNCH
>> * 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
>> * 1 cup herbal tea
>> * 1 Penguin Biscuit
>>
>> AFTERNOON TEA
>> * The rest of the Penguins from the packet
>> * 1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping
>>
>> DINNER
>> * 4 bottles of wine (red or white)
>> * 2 loaves garlic bread
>> * 1 family size Supreme pizza
>> * 3 snickers bars
>>
>> LATE NIGHT SNACK
>> * 1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)
>>
>> REMEMBER:
>>
>> 'Stressed' spelled backwards is desserts'
>>
>> Send this to four women and you will lose two kilograms
>>
>> Send this to all the women you know (or ever knew) and you will
>>lose 10kgs
>>
>> IF you delete this message you will gain 10 kgs
>>
>> Here's some advice for you:
>>
>> Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish
>>all the things you have started.
>>
>
>> So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't
>>finished; and before leaving the house morning, I finished off a bottle
>>of Pinot, a bottle of Cardonay, a bottle of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha,
>>a pockage of Pinqeuns, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins,
>>the res of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates.
>>
>> Yu haf no idr who gud I fel!
Diet for stressed women - sounds good to me!
>>
>> Diet for stressed women. This is a specially formulated diet
>>designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day.
>>
>> BREAKFAST
>> * 1 Grapefruit
>> * 1 slice whole-wheat toast
>> * 1 cup skim milk
>>
>> LUNCH
>> * 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
>> * 1 cup herbal tea
>> * 1 Penguin Biscuit
>>
>> AFTERNOON TEA
>> * The rest of the Penguins from the packet
>> * 1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping
>>
>> DINNER
>> * 4 bottles of wine (red or white)
>> * 2 loaves garlic bread
>> * 1 family size Supreme pizza
>> * 3 snickers bars
>>
>> LATE NIGHT SNACK
>> * 1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)
>>
>> REMEMBER:
>>
>> 'Stressed' spelled backwards is desserts'
>>
>> Send this to four women and you will lose two kilograms
>>
>> Send this to all the women you know (or ever knew) and you will
>>lose 10kgs
>>
>> IF you delete this message you will gain 10 kgs
>>
>> Here's some advice for you:
>>
>> Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish
>>all the things you have started.
>>
>
>> So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't
>>finished; and before leaving the house morning, I finished off a bottle
>>of Pinot, a bottle of Cardonay, a bottle of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha,
>>a pockage of Pinqeuns, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins,
>>the res of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates.
>>
>> Yu haf no idr who gud I fel!
