> > >>When someone puts in for Child Support, the
> proper thing to do is find
> > >>out who the father is and see why he is not
> providing support.
> > >>The following are all replies that women have
> written on Child Support
> > >>Agency forms in the section for listing the
> father's details.
> > >>Or putting it another way..... Who's the Daddy!
> These are genuine
> > >>excerpts from the forms.
> > >>Be sure to check out Number 11.......... It
> takes the prize and Number
> > >>3
> > >>is runner up.
> > >>
> > >>1. Regarding the identity of the father of my
> twins, child A was
> > >>fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the
> identity of the father
> > of
> > >>child B, but I believe that he was conceived on
> the same night.
> > >>
> > >>2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father
> of my child as I was
> > >>being sick out of a window when taken
> unexpectedly from behind. I can
> > >>provide you with a list of names of men that I
> think were at the party
> > >>if this helps.
> > >>
> > >>3. I do not know the name of the father of my
> little girl. She was
> > >>conceived at a party at 36 Grand Avenue where I
> had unprotected sex
> > >>with
> > >>a man I met that night. I do remember that the
> sex was so good that
> I
> > >>fainted. If you do manage to track down the
> father, can you send me
> > his
> > >>phone number? Thanks.
> > >>
> > >>4. I don't know the identity of the father of my
> daughter. He drives
> a
> > >>BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in
> one of the door panels.
> > >>Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in
> this area and see if
> > >>he's had it replaced.
> > >>
> > >>5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a
> Virginian. I am
> > >>awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that
> my son's conception
> > was
> > >>immaculate and that he is Christ, raised again.
> > >>
> > >>6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad
> as he informs me that
> > to
> > >>do so would blow his cover and that would have
> cataclysmic
> > implications
> > >>for the economy. I am torn between doing right
> by you and right by
> the
> > >>country... Please advise.
> > >>
> > >>7. I do not know who the father of my child was
> as all blacks look
> the
> > >>same to me.
> > >>
> > >>8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you
> do catch up with him,
> > >>can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?
> Child B who was also
> > >>borned at the same time....well I don't have a
> clue.
> > >>
> > >>9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was
> conceived at Disney
> > >>World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
> > >>
> > >>10... So much about that night is a blur. The
> only thing that I
> > >>remember
> > >>for sure is Delia Smith did a programme about
> eggs earlier in the
> > >>evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more
> TV rather than going
> > to
> > >>the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have
> remained unfertilized.
> > >>
> > >>11... I am unsure as to the identity of the
> father of my baby, after
> > >>all
> > >>when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure
> which one made you fart.
> proper thing to do is find
> > >>out who the father is and see why he is not
> providing support.
> > >>The following are all replies that women have
> written on Child Support
> > >>Agency forms in the section for listing the
> father's details.
> > >>Or putting it another way..... Who's the Daddy!
> These are genuine
> > >>excerpts from the forms.
> > >>Be sure to check out Number 11.......... It
> takes the prize and Number
> > >>3
> > >>is runner up.
> > >>
> > >>1. Regarding the identity of the father of my
> twins, child A was
> > >>fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the
> identity of the father
> > of
> > >>child B, but I believe that he was conceived on
> the same night.
> > >>
> > >>2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father
> of my child as I was
> > >>being sick out of a window when taken
> unexpectedly from behind. I can
> > >>provide you with a list of names of men that I
> think were at the party
> > >>if this helps.
> > >>
> > >>3. I do not know the name of the father of my
> little girl. She was
> > >>conceived at a party at 36 Grand Avenue where I
> had unprotected sex
> > >>with
> > >>a man I met that night. I do remember that the
> sex was so good that
> I
> > >>fainted. If you do manage to track down the
> father, can you send me
> > his
> > >>phone number? Thanks.
> > >>
> > >>4. I don't know the identity of the father of my
> daughter. He drives
> a
> > >>BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in
> one of the door panels.
> > >>Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in
> this area and see if
> > >>he's had it replaced.
> > >>
> > >>5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a
> Virginian. I am
> > >>awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that
> my son's conception
> > was
> > >>immaculate and that he is Christ, raised again.
> > >>
> > >>6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad
> as he informs me that
> > to
> > >>do so would blow his cover and that would have
> cataclysmic
> > implications
> > >>for the economy. I am torn between doing right
> by you and right by
> the
> > >>country... Please advise.
> > >>
> > >>7. I do not know who the father of my child was
> as all blacks look
> the
> > >>same to me.
> > >>
> > >>8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you
> do catch up with him,
> > >>can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?
> Child B who was also
> > >>borned at the same time....well I don't have a
> clue.
> > >>
> > >>9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was
> conceived at Disney
> > >>World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
> > >>
> > >>10... So much about that night is a blur. The
> only thing that I
> > >>remember
> > >>for sure is Delia Smith did a programme about
> eggs earlier in the
> > >>evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more
> TV rather than going
> > to
> > >>the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have
> remained unfertilized.
> > >>
> > >>11... I am unsure as to the identity of the
> father of my baby, after
> > >>all
> > >>when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure
> which one made you fart.
that is too good gonna send that one to my friends
