funny things the kids did to day at work

[Geordie&Bairn]

Sitting at the dinner table one of the girls kept getting up of her seat
i asked he to sit down agian
then i relised hang on a mo why is she looking taller?
im thinking she is kneeling on her chair
so i tell her thats dangerous
she replies with a smile "oh i am not kneeling on my chair"
so im thinking then what the hell are you doing then.
then i look under the table
and to my shock i see she has sneeked 2 of the drinking cupsoff the table and attached them to her shoes and she is standing up in them on her tippy toes

i tell her to get them off,,, she trys but can't..... i try but cant, there stuck on fast
i had to get her to move away from the table holding her hand as she waddled and sat on the floor

at this point i am trying very hard not to laugh
as i take her shoes off we have a long discussion about the dangers of WALKING IN CUPS
a strange conversation to have in normal circumsatance

i really was proud of myself as i kept my laughter in and gave her a stern telling off


then on eof the boys stood up and started playing round with his bottom area
i ask him why he is doing this

He says "oh dear my bottom is eating my pants"


endless amusment theses kids
im going to miss them when i leave

 

[daftscotslass]

I'll miss my wee class when I go too. Here's the latest logic from one of my lot!

Child "Santa is fat."
Me "Uh huh."
Child "You're fat."
Me "Thanks."
Child "No... like baby fat. Santa's fat. You're fat. Is it Santa's baby?"



I was rather affronted when the same child told another teacher who came in, prodding her belly...

"Your belly looks the same as our teachers but you're not pregnant."

 

[Geordie&Bairn]

I'll miss my wee class when I go too. Here's the latest logic from one of my lot!

Child "Santa is fat."
Me "Uh huh."
Child "You're fat."
Me "Thanks."
Child "No... like baby fat. Santa's fat. You're fat. Is it Santa's baby?"



I was rather affronted when the same child told another teacher who came in, prodding her belly...

"Your belly looks the same as our teachers but you're not pregnant."

I love thoses little monkies