Funny stuff your baby has done....

[Urchin]

Just gave Brody a bath, and he pooed in it.
I put him on a towel while I emptied/cleaned and re-ran his bath.
He pooed on the towel.
I wiped him and put some layers of loo roll under his bum.
He pooed on the loo roll
I swapped it for fresh and he pooed on it again
And again.
And again.

I gave him the quickest bath ever cos I was worried he'd poo some more and I'd have to do the whole thing over again

 

[Sarah&Braydon]

lol i changed B yest done a poop and it was a ruuny diorehha (SPL) one and wen i got his nappy of he went again enough to fill 3 nappies and as it was diorehha it carried on coming and flowed of his changing mat

 

[*saulino*]

Hi

lol thats too funny, Kiaras pooed in her bath and peed on her clean towel i was drying her with.
Kiara likes to play a game with her soother she spits it out over and over so you can keep putting it back in she smiles as she does it .
Katrina

 

[beanie]

Seren pooed in her nappy
Took it off and put her on the mat
which she pooed on
took her off the mat and put her on a towel whilst I changed mat cover
put her back on, she pooed again, but it went all over my jeans too
then she was sick
then weed on the carpet

 

[Rosieroo]

When Ella was a NB Matt was changing her nappy. He wiped past her bum and she let out two little warning blast farts............... then this poo projectiled out of her bum so fast and high. Matt instinctively put out his hands to catch it. I'll never forget the look on his face

 

[Rosebay]

When Ella was a NB Matt was changing her nappy. He wiped past her bum and she let out two little warning blast farts............... then this poo projectiled out of her bum so fast and high. Matt instinctively put out his hands to catch it. I'll never forget the look on his face

Lol! That's hilarious!! I wish I'd seen that!

+++

 

[hels]

oh Kina, im PMSL!!!!
my OH had the projectile poo too! She has also pooed on the back seat of a hire car!

 

[Urchin]

Why does the funniest stuff always involve poo?
I've told this story before but one of the first times we bathed Brody my OH stripped him off and was holding him naked, over my head, while I leaned over the bath to test the water. Brody pooed on my head, on my clothes, in the bath and on the towel. Richard just didn't know where to point him, he had this real bewildered look on his face till I shouted "Point him at the toilet for God's sake!!"

 

[Sarah&Braydon]

omg urchin me and my mum nearly wet ourselfs with that one lol

 

[Hypnorm]

mine sound pretty lame
Ewan has pee'd and got himself in the eye! then screamed coz he scared him self!

then yesterday he was in his ugo baby walker which has a squeaky beeper, he got fed up of hitting it with his hand, so he starts head butting it!! so funny and by the time i got the video cam he'd stopped! typical!

 

[lucylou]

I thought Charlie always peeing over his daddy was funny but it's not a touch on your stories!

Urchin that's so funny, Brody will love hearing that story when he grows up 'I pooed on my mummies head!', ha ha...

x

 

[hearts81]

My story involves sick not poo

The first time Reece met his aunty(his aunty) he was about 4 weeks old. She lifted him up above her head and he projectile vomited right into her mouth!!! She wasn't impressed at all but i thought it was hillarious

 

[Yvonne]

Jack was sat on Andy's knee last night, trumped and giggled!!
Must have been the vibration that made him laugh!

He's got it down to a tee!!

 

[Rosieroo]

Baby's are hilarious

The first few nights after bringing Ella home we were in hysterics at the farts she was doing in her sleep - but trying to laugh quietly as she was in the crib next to us. How a teeny baby can make such a noise is beyond me!