Do we all say dopey things during labour?!

[Annie050408]

I'm just watching 'Baby Tales' on the Home and health channel (254 on sky) and every time I see these programmes the women always say things like 'it really hurts down there'.........eeerrrrrrr yes, of course it does! This is my first and I am expecting labour to be v.v.v.painful but I hope I don't come out with some of the things I hear on these programmes - probably will though

 

[Me, My Girls & I]

I never said anything daft in labour! Infact, I barely spoke at all

 

[titch]

someone was telling me about a friend who was on antenatal ward chatting to a girl next to her who thought the baby was gonna come out her belly button. She had to go and have a word with a midwife to go and tell her what was gonna happen. Can you imagine finding that out while youre in labour.

 

[amyjayne77]

I said numerous times "i think I'd like to go home now" and "You'd better make this stop.....NOW" etc etc.

Strange how I was so coherent inside my head and everything was so real, but the things coming out of my mouth made me sound like a moron!

 

[bearsmummy]

I was apparently just cracking really crap jokes all the way through lmao! whoopsy! x

 

[Rosie's Mummy]

I hardly said anything either Alice, in fact the midwife commented on how quiet I was - this was even through induced contractions with no pain relief which f*cking well hurt A LOT!

 

[Annie050408]

I don't tend to talk much when I am upset or in pain so I hope I'm like that.

OMG about that girl Tiny! Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear....

 

[Me, My Girls & I]

How on earth can you go into labour and still not know where the baby comes out?! Reminds me of a friend who was at baby group and someone started breastfeeding and some girl said something like omg I didn't realise that was what they were for

my mw said to my mum after I had k that she should be really proud of the way i was in labour I was the same with E apparently even tho I was screaming with panic inside! All I really said was I can feel the baby coming now!! Afterwards I didn't talk fir ages, I was in too much shock!

 

[adele88]

well am daft most of the time without being pregnant so being pregnant has just made me more stupid lol so i will prob say something ridiculous during labour lol

 

[pinga]

I said "Ffffff...." a lot during labour with DS. My parents would have been proud! I managed to restrain myself from swearing!! I think I said the usual "I can't do this anymore" a few times... but hey your body has other ideas Straight afterwards I told DH that I would do it again (obviously not immediately!!!).

 

[Yodabo]

I'm quiet during labour too. I tend to focus of my breathing and rocking my body. I might say the odd 'nope, can't lie down' but that's it. I'm kinda zoned out lol