curry, fresh pineapple, and sex sex sex and more sex

[cab'o'holic]

I can only go on top, my bump gets in the way any other way...maybe I should stand on my head afterwards

What about from behind? And not like 'that' before you say it Budge!

LoL! Tried that, never seems to work though and bump feels so heavy leaning forwards.

Try lying on your side

 

[Jade89]

Bump still gets in the way lol, and it's crap on the side from behind too...I only feel right on top, although my bump probably crushes OH

 

[Amanda]

you mean i have to jhave sex AGAIN!!!!!

Course you don't......

Didn't you know that the best way for the sperm to get into your system and start it's job is for you to injest it????? (yep, I do mean swallow!!)

You can't be serious! I'd rather keep the baby in!

Yep, I'm deadly serious! And for some reason, I told DH this when I was about 36 weeks!! That was a real pregnancy brain moment!!

Oh, and I agree with cab'o'holic - laying on my side was the only way from about 32 weeks.

 

[cab'o'holic]

I can only do it on my side
OH cant wait till im about 37 weeks as I told him I want sex at least 2 times a day and a BJ the odd day!
Anyone know were I can get him some viagra dont think the doc will give me any

 

[Jade89]

dunno about viagra but anne summers do some blue pill things that are supposed to get him going lol

 

[budge]

you mean i have to jhave sex AGAIN!!!!!

Course you don't......

Didn't you know that the best way for the sperm to get into your system and start it's job is for you to injest it????? (yep, I do mean swallow!!)

 

[Jade89]

I second Budge's Pukes lol...that's rammy

I wont even give OH a BJ while i'm pregnant...I tell him anything I swallow gets passed to your daughter so i'm not doing it....Even though I don't swallow it's still in my mouth infecting my saliva BLEHHHHH

 

[cassi]

full of vits and mins u know

 

[Jaidy]

full of vits and mins u know

Yeah but its RANK and it aint natural to have that minging crap in your mouth!!!

Errrhhhh all this talk of BJ's is making me feel very ill

 

[nikki1306]

we must have this conversation at least once a week ,have you tried the DIY sweep yet budge,it may work xx

 

[budge]

I second Budge's Pukes lol...that's rammy

I wont even give OH a BJ while i'm pregnant...I tell him anything I swallow gets passed to your daughter so i'm not doing it....Even though I don't swallow it's still in my mouth infecting my saliva BLEHHHHH

im the same jade. a penis has not passed my lips since i found out i was preggas

 

[mummykay]

im weeing myself laughin my head off reading this thread!!!!

i had sex and pineapple (not together tho lol) the day before I went into labour, worked for me!!

 

[Cat&Noah]

If your just tryin to start contrations, get OH to give you a good foot rub, paying particular attention to the heel and big toe, as this stimulates the uterus. I had reflexology to try to get noah out and it made my bump move around and go hard like mad.

Plus its better than BJ's!! - for you anyway!

 

[budge]

oh ill try that then cat . tonight i shall sit and rub my big toe whilst watching corro!

 

[Ebony_Mommy]

at thread

 

[lozzi]

my poor angelic second trimester eyes....

 

[lauramumof2]

you mean i have to jhave sex AGAIN!!!!!

Course you don't......

Didn't you know that the best way for the sperm to get into your system and start it's job is for you to injest it????? (yep, I do mean swallow!!)

this is all going downhill rapidly and im only on page 2

 

[lauramumof2]

you mean i have to jhave sex AGAIN!!!!!

Course you don't......

Didn't you know that the best way for the sperm to get into your system and start it's job is for you to injest it????? (yep, I do mean swallow!!)

Och, get it over and done with. Its not that bad. Its a very good card to have up your sleeve

 

[budge]

it was Jo who came and lowered the tone

 

[rusks]

didn't know the 3rd tri was so much fun!!

*sorry gate crashing again!!*