curry, fresh pineapple, and sex sex sex and more sex

[budge]

i did it all last night!

got rid of the kids and we went mad! We had curry for tea! real hot curry with spicy potato thingo with it! Then i had a whole fresh yummy scrummy pineapple for dessert - and then da da da da da hubby got his end away! !!!! TWICE!!!!!! He was knackered bless him. Im sure hes lost a stone over night!
Then i made him do it again this morning before work!

He needs plastic surgery to remove his smile now

But no baby yet

 

[Tina & Gabs]

It might just work Budge.

 

[cab'o'holic]

Keep on trying

 

I'm so pleased you didn't tell me that when I woke up this morning on MSN!

I hope your cervix wakes up soon hunnie! xxx

 

[Strangeness]

Come on baby Budge!

 

[budge]

its awake sami/1 im 3 cm dilated but no contractions!

i need a stick of dynamite.

I was a bit cross with hubby coz hes so darn gentle. Im sure hes scared of bruising the babies head or something!

 

[Jade89]

Budge try this...

Wait til later to give last nights curry chance to pass through him, because I heard certain foods can affect sperm...so give the curry chance to get into his sperm then have sex again it may just do the trick lol.

Or it might just be completely boll** but anything's worth a try

 

[budge]

you mean i have to jhave sex AGAIN!!!!!

 

its awake sami/1 im 3 cm dilated but no contractions!

i need a stick of dynamite.

I was a bit cross with hubby coz hes so darn gentle. Im sure hes scared of bruising the babies head or something!

Got a dodgy crap sex scene from a movie in my head now how the hell anyone gets off on slow soft sex I'll never know

Tell him to get his real passion out and go hell for leather

Sorry TMI, I can't stop laughing!

 

[Jade89]

you mean i have to have sex AGAIN!!!!!

poor you!

or have sex while eating curry

 

[budge]

its awake sami/1 im 3 cm dilated but no contractions!

i need a stick of dynamite.

I was a bit cross with hubby coz hes so darn gentle. Im sure hes scared of bruising the babies head or something!

Got a dodgy crap sex scene from a movie in my head now how the hell anyone gets off on slow soft sex I'll never know

Tell him to get his real passion out and go hell for leather

Sorry TMI, I can't stop laughing!

i kept telling him to go for it but the silly fooker didn't listen!

 

[cab'o'holic]

You will have to take control

 

[budge]

i have no energy to take control! and if i went on top id over balance

 

Drink a redbull and go for it!! That or buy a whip and tell him if he doesn't get this baby out it's the last time he is ever getting it!

 

[Jade89]

I can only go on top, my bump gets in the way any other way...maybe I should stand on my head afterwards

 

[cab'o'holic]

Drink a redbull and go for it!! That or buy a whip and tell him if he doesn't get this baby out it's the last time he is ever getting it!

 

I can only go on top, my bump gets in the way any other way...maybe I should stand on my head afterwards

What about from behind? And not like 'that' before you say it Budge!

 

[Amanda]

you mean i have to jhave sex AGAIN!!!!!

Course you don't......

Didn't you know that the best way for the sperm to get into your system and start it's job is for you to injest it????? (yep, I do mean swallow!!)

 

[Jade89]

I can only go on top, my bump gets in the way any other way...maybe I should stand on my head afterwards

What about from behind? And not like 'that' before you say it Budge!

LoL! Tried that, never seems to work though and bump feels so heavy leaning forwards.

 

you mean i have to jhave sex AGAIN!!!!!

Course you don't......

Didn't you know that the best way for the sperm to get into your system and start it's job is for you to injest it????? (yep, I do mean swallow!!)

You can't be serious! I'd rather keep the baby in!