Could any of you . . . .

Mama 2 Be

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. . . just slap people silly sometimes? :lol:

Don't get me wrong I certainly don't condone violence - but dear god do people frustrate me lately to the point where I actually imagine myself slapping them :oops: :shock:

I know its the 'hormones' but good god what hormone makes me want to drag a Sainsbury's lorry driver out of his cab for cutting someone else up on my way to work??!?!?

Any chance anyone has an empty padded cell available until June 09? :rotfl: :rotfl:
 
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i know how you feel, we are like a coiled spring ready and waiting...

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tigger xx
 
Just had a chat with my mate on the phone and she was winding me up so much I wanted to drag her through the phone :twisted: . However, I'm proud of myself, I just shut up and sympathised with her period pains. All the while wanting to scream 'You have no idea!'

She doesn't even know I'm pregnant but I'm frustrated that she can't read my mind and sympathise with me for a bit :shock: :shock: - how unreasonable am I!!!!!

Thank god hubby is going out tonight otherwise he'd be in for a right rollercoaster tonight! :lol: Poor sod. :(
 
I was in Waitrose the other day - their policy is to only give you a carrier bag if you ask for one, and the woman in front of me asked for one and she only had ONE small item!! I had to bite my tongue to stop myself from having a go at her!
 
This has really made me laugh!!! My poor boyfriend has literally had me ignoring him for 3 days because for some reason all my anger and stress is being directed at him - I feel guilty for a little while but then my evil side kicks in where I think 'oh deal with it!!!!!'....I'm hoping that I do stop feeling like this at some stage as it's actually getting me down at the moment but there we are....

x x
 
Chopsie said:
I was in Waitrose the other day - their policy is to only give you a carrier bag if you ask for one, and the woman in front of me asked for one and she only had ONE small item!! I had to bite my tongue to stop myself from having a go at her!

I'm sorry but THAT type of behaviour meant you should have just rugby tackled her to the ground! It's just selfish and inconsiderate . . GRRRRR :twisted:
Honestly other people have NO consideration for PG women whatsoever! :rotfl:

Unreasonable? Moi?

How funny would it be is she was actually PG and was fuming that she didn't even get offered a bag and therefore asked for one out of spite!
 
Lyonsb said:
This has really made me laugh!!! My poor boyfriend has literally had me ignoring him for 3 days because for some reason all my anger and stress is being directed at him - I feel guilty for a little while but then my evil side kicks in where I think 'oh deal with it!!!!!'....I'm hoping that I do stop feeling like this at some stage as it's actually getting me down at the moment but there we are....

x x

Don't worry I'm exactly the same. I feel guilty then he dramatically says 'ooh ouch I have a paper cut' and it makes my eyes narrow and my head spin. Paper cut?? - is this fool not aware that in just over 6 months time my eyes are going to be smarting from a little more than a papercut! :twisted:

No wonder he's out tonight! :( :(
 
Christina Aguilear just came on the radio . . .

. . .Some days I'm a super bi*ch . . :rotfl: :rotfl:
 
I keep having these urges to shake my boss really hard, slap her round the face and tell her what a useless cow she is and how much she f*cking annoys me!!! :rotfl:

.....and breathe!

I know what you mean, most days I end up wanting to hurt someone because of their utter stupidity :lol:
 
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See you girls can appreciate it why the hell can't the rest of the dumb ass population??

It's a good job we're all so perfect :angel:
 
Yep I get it too, though its with poor OH, asking me why im so moody really winds me up :lol:
 
I know.

Last night he said: "you're such a moody bitch sometimes, leave me alone".

:shock: :evil: :think: :evil: :shock: :think:

I almost scratched his eyes out, but he was driving. :angel:
 
Its like I said to him, "look I have 1000's of hormones running through by body, its hardley going to be plain sailing is it?! oh and whats yours doing?! oh yeah making useless sperm! and you dont even need it, what a waste of energy" :lol:
 
You leave him alone?? V.Lucky for him he was driving I'd say. I hope you gave him the adequate amount of filthy looks for the rest of the night??

I keep getting: 'Just RELAX' :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Dumbass :shakehead: :shakehead: That's what I'm putting on his tomb stone. :twisted:
 
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I'm going to try and be nice today. He finishes work at 1.30pm and has said he'll take me shopping to buy some gloves :doh: but I bet he won't take me now :think: I'm waiting to pounce :shakehead:
 
Mama 2 Be said:
You leave him alone?? V.Lucky for him he was driving I'd say. I hope you gave him the adequate amount of filthy looks for the rest of the night??

I keep getting: 'Just RELAX' :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Dumbass :shakehead: :shakehead: That's what I'm putting on his tomb stone. :twisted:

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Blokes don't understand it at all. :shakehead:

He knows I'm not milking my sickness and poorlyness though because last night I was crying my eyes out because I felt like shite. I got a hug and a biscuit :lol:
 
My boyfriend had the nervie to comment on my facebook status which was 'Brooke is suuuuuuuuuuuuper hacked off' by writing 'when aren't you these days???'............ what a fool!!! So I publicly repliued 'Urm, when I'm not with you!!!'......What an insensitive git!

Oh and have any of you had the whole 'you can barely stay awake on me lately!' thing???.....I thought that I was going to launch him through the patio door! I'm incredibly sorry to ruin your schedule but at the moment my body is going through the most traumatic time of my life getting ready to house our child!!!

Think I have been over-horrible to him though to be fair...I made him cry the other day :0( Perhaps telling him that the thought of having sex made my skin crawl was slightly harsh... He was e-mailing me from work this morning and, as much as I was maintainging my 'I'm not interested' demeaner, my heart did melt a little bit thinking 'oh bless him, he's like a lamb to the slaughter!' lol...

x x x x x
 
Clearly I meant 'nerve' up there and not nervie lol...ranting away and not checking my spelling lol...
 
:lol: Men have it sooo hard :roll: :lol:

Bles their cotton socks, they cant do right for wrong
 

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