I don't hate men BTW , i just have these funny wee jokes...i love the first one here, still makes me laugh, what do you think? 
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.
*The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise
tickets in her hands.
*The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
**Gotta love that fairy!**
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Hope you liked them? Let me know if you want another couple....
Enjoy and have a Happy healthy PG
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.
*The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise
tickets in her hands.
*The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
**Gotta love that fairy!**
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Hope you liked them? Let me know if you want another couple....Enjoy and have a Happy healthy PG
