Broken bones!!!!! What have you busted up?

I fractured my wrist when i was a kid, had a pot on but that's it, mum broke her wrist and fractured her hand a few weeks back and had to have a metal plate put it :puke:
 
I fell off my rollerskates when I was 9 or 10 and fractured my wrist, and when I was 2 somebody shut my little finger in a door and broke it..it's now bent :lol:
 
broke my arm on hols when i was 5 falling off a climbing frame
busted my ankle (ligaments and tendons) ballet dancing when i was 17
broken my wee toe 3 times various different walking into things!
not to mention having 3 scars over my eye from various bike accident and a big one on my foot from an arguement with something i left on my floor
yes im rather accident prone!!
 
I've broken nothing but I did get my leg trapped in an escalator when I was about 6 :rotfl:
 
oh dear lord lol,

1. my finger my sister trapped it in the park gate :roll:
2 right wrist - broke and displaced from falling off a bike
3 left wrist - fell off trampoline at school :rotfl:
4 left wrist - thought id be clever walk down a play park slide
5 right wrist - fell off rollerscates :rotfl:
6 left wrist - fell over at swimming pool - dont run :rotfl: :rotfl:
7 left wrist - playing basketball at an evening class lol

then never did ne sports again lol

and i have torn ligaments loads to :roll:
 
David Beckham didn't "Do a Beckham" he did a "LaineyG"

I shattered my metatarsal looooonnnngggg before he did!

Best thing about it was my mum refused to take me to casualty. She's been there 3 times in the previous fortnight and said "I can't take you again, they'll think we're abusing you" so I walked about on my broken foot for 2 weeks! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

I went to the GP for jabs and said "My foot hurts" he took one look and sent me straight to casualty! My poor mum!

I was a right tomboy. Always falling off bikes/walls.

Then about 10 years ago I dislocated my ankle falling over drunk (well, I was actually trying to give my mate a piggy back. She said "READY?" I said "READY" she said "GO!" I said "Oh wait a minute............thump"

I was sooooo drunk that I got up and into a taxi, went back to a party, said to random bloke "I've skint my knee....look!" he said "Fuck yer knee, look at yer ankle!!!!"

Another trip to casualty where I remember telling v nice young doctor "I know you can't treat me because I'm drunk, but if it's hurting this much, when I'm this drunk, then I must have done something REALLY bad!"

He agreed! :rotfl:

Ended up on crutches for a fortnight.

xxx
 
I cracked my skull at 2. I had a very bad day that day. I had the front door open and the wind blew it shut. The glass smashed over my head. Didn't do much damage. Just had to go to hospital to make sure it did no damage. Mum took me swimming that day to help get the glass out my hair. I slipped and fell and cracked my head! Long day at the hospital! Lol
 
My brother and I was fighting (as you do when you are younger) and he chucked me off the sofa and broke my collar bone, when i went for an xray they said that had the bone gone up another 3mm then it would of been stuck out of my skin :puke: :puke:

I have also broken my big toe! when I was a toddler I dropped a big stone on my foot :doh:
 
Nothing at all. Thought i broke my thumb once after falling backwards while drunk in a pair of 4 inch heels
 
I broke my arm roller blading
Broke all my fingers several times normally in cadets but my teacher broke my fingers once :twisted: We had the trampoline out and it wouldnt fold away properly. So she said just hold it there and put my hand there..and then kicked the trampoline and it snapped shut on my fingers :evil: It was a huge 20ft (ish) one.
My mate broke my nose in dance when I was about 12 doing rock and roll dancing
My mates dog bit me on my nose and broke it lol, am I doing well? :rotfl:
 
I broke my left arm when i was a child by jumping of a swing after my mum telling me not to but of course as a child you do it anyway, then when i was 24 i broke my back well 1 of my vertebra so i had to get 2 pins and a rod set into my spine to help it mend which thankully it did the doctors said if i had of been an inch closer to my spinal cord i would of been in a wheelchair the rest of my life, how i did it... well jumping of a shed roof (about 12 foot drop) into the field behind our house i landed wrong my feet slide from under me and i feel on to my bum causing the impact to travel through my back and breaking my vertebra, 3 years after the op to get the pins and rod in i got them taken out.
 
i fractured my right wrist once by punching a wall and my left wrist from punching a window.
 
i actually havent broken anything, but my OH has broken his arm 5 times :shock:
 

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