Blah blah blah lol

[Toonlass]

Can someone come up to the toon and get my OH to SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!! He's had a fair few alcoholic beverages tonight and he is talking and talking and talking and going on and on like a fecking gibber jabber!! I just wanna grab him and scream SHUT THE FU@$ UP in his face He is talking utter shit and repeating himself, Grrrrrrr hormonal much lol xx

 

[Me, My Girls & I]

my mum tends to favour "david - you've had too much to drink, you're getting boring now, shut up" he then asks us if its true, we agree and he storms off to bed in a huff

 

[Toonlass]

well i've tried just tutting and sighing when he opens his trap and giving him the look of 'WTF do you want now, i'm busy' but he's still prattling on abou shit....wrestling in particular!!! xx

 

[evie_smith]

start talking to him about girley things and he might go quiet if you change the subject haha

 

[Me, My Girls & I]

randomly tell him the baby's sitting on your bladder and due to weakened PF muscles you keep dribbling and then if he still dont shut up, start talking about piles

 

[evie_smith]

^^^^ thats the sort of thing hehe!!

 

[Toonlass]

Oh god, football now! I mean i do love footy but blah blah blah.......jesus now he's talking about MY work, its the fecking weekend, i don't care!!!

Right, i;m gonna tell him i need a shit and i'm gonna sit on the loo for a bit to get some peace. I'm not really doing a poo tho so don't think i'm weird for continuing to chat xx

 

[evie_smith]

 

[Me, My Girls & I]

i love it!!

 

[Mamafy]

Slip him a laxative or better still a sleeping pill

oh did I say that out loud

 

[Toonlass]

God that bloke has more rabbit than water ship down He came to the bathroom door to talk so i told him to fuck off xx

 

[evie_smith]

he has been drinking too much alcohol for the sleeping tablet by the sounds of it haha were not trying to kill him haha love the laxative tho!!!

 

[evie_smith]

God that bloke has more rabbit than water ship down He came to the bathroom door to talk so i told him to fuck off xx

omg i seriousally cant stop laughing!!! x x

 

[Mamafy]

It'll not kill him, I don't think Try and see

 

[Toonlass]

i might just smack him about the heed for a bit, knock him the fook out xx

 

[evie_smith]

 

[evie_smith]

now that might kill him lol

 

[Toonlass]

Well he has got canny life insurance like xx

 

[evie_smith]

well uno accidents do happen lol

 

[Me, My Girls & I]

@ watership down!!

you got any valium knocking about? my mum once ate one of the dogs tablets that he'd obv not swallowed and dropped, thinking it was a bit of the coating off a strawberry bonbon that coupled with a few glasses of vino...she was KOd on the sofa after about 10 mins