As if things couldn't get worse...(TMI)

[fuffins1981]

...I just p*ssed myself!!

We were in my OH car, coming from Birmingham. Just got a Mc Donalds. The dog was in the back of the car with my son. And she was sick!!!

It was horrid (sorry TMI)
She sicked on my sons trousers, the car seat and the footwell (it is my OH's dog. I am really not into dogs and certainly not into dog sick!!

All I had was a Mc Donalds drive thru bag and tissues. So I tried to lean back and start wiping my son trousers with the plastic bag on my hand and clenched tissues.

(defo TMI now!!!) As I felt the heat of the dog sick through the bag, I heaved and felt myself pee a little bit. Then when I smelt dog sick, I fully sicked and couldn't hold my bladder either!!

I was sick into a Mc Donalds paper bag. And as you might guess it seeped through and onto my skirt. So now the only thing left was to sh*t myself!! (thank God that didn't happen! Nearly did earlier when I had a rancid stomach....But thats a whole other story)

I just can't cope anymore! This is like being an old person who cannot control myself!!

I just want to be put into a medical coma for the next 10 weeks....

Other than that.....have been workiing on my flat today. My brother lived there while i didn't and trashed it a little. I am not a tidy person....but hell!! So, my back is in bits and keeps clenching every few mins...and so does my stomach. Eases off and then get BH and pains go across it.

This day is wonderful!!

 

[Sandi4Paul]

that sounds like the car trip form hell.

I'm really feel for you, i suggest chocolate, everything looks better after chocolate.

Sandi

 

[fuffins1981]

Just ate some Sour Cream & Onion Pringles to make myself feel better and have given myself heartburn

Will send OH for choc lol

 

[Tillytots]

oh hun that sounds bloody awful. I would've done the same, sicked and prob wee'd too

 

[fuffins1981]

Worried that thinsgw ill get worse and i wont be able to leave the house

Pregnancy should be loosely termed and embarrasing illness and put on the channel 4 show!!

My pelvic floor was fine after my son....So, better get exercising it before it goes too far!!

 

[Lulubelle]

Clench and hold and rest, clench and hold and rest, clench and hold and rest. Well, you get the picture!

 

[bowmanzoo]

 

[Sydneysmum]

Don't mean to laugh but it sounds like something from a sit com. You poor soul, at least you weren't driving!

 

[MagicMarkers]

Oh dear babe, bless ya

 

[DaisyRose]

Hi Fuffins,

That sounds horrible! I don't do sick either, particularly not dog puke!!! And you're not alone with the pelvic floor problem - I've had a really bad cough (which has thankfully gone now) which has been making me pee myself regularly throughout the night - had to wear heavy duty sanitary towels - how embarrassing!!

Hope tomorrow is better!

 

[Geordie&Bairn]

I dont think i posted this back when i occured to embarrased at the time

Ok the day i was ment to travel back up to Newcastle for Xmas i felt like s*** and it got worse though out the day
I felt like i may throw at any moment and i did 3 times with in minutes of each other and it was horrible. The thing was i was at work and one of the times i didnt make it to the toilets i was sick in the bin in my room IN FRONT OF THE KIDS AND 3 STAFF MEMBERS .
So Work relised that it wasnt just pregnancy sickness and said could go home, So i rang James and he came to pick me up
I got into the car and i serioulsy thought after all the throwing up it had stopped (all i had inside of me was a glass of water)

I WAS SO WRONG!! we got stuck at a junction waiting for the lights to change when i felt this overwhelming need to be sick agian.
James went into panic mode AS IT WAS NOT OUR CAR IT WAS HIS- STEP MUMS he was borrowing it as ours was in the garage getting serviced

I couldnt hold it and the only thing i could do was be sick in the story sack i was taking home (bloody expensive resource it was to )
So i threw up into that but the force of my sickness soaked though the material of the bag al down my top and legs and onto the car seat

And to top it all i weed myself all over the car seat
In his Step- Mums car

So when we got back i ran in and threw up some more in the toilet while James sorted out the car seat the best he could. cleaned it up and place plastic bags on it for me.

I was determend i was still going home and on the journey up to Stanstead airport i wasnt sick agian much to James relife (thank god)
Untill i got out of the car that is and i then threw up all over the curb next to the car well at least this time it wasnt in the car

I was fine for the next few hours waiting for my flight so i had a sandwich and a bottle of water
I was sick just before i got on the plane and i thought seriously there is nothing left I CAN NOT BE SICK AGIAN

As the plane took of i had to ask for some sick bags as i begun to feel the sickness come back and i was sick on the plane in front of all those people TWICE
And a third time i managed to rush past and get in to the toilet cubicle and be sick agian
those poor people on the plane must have thought they where going to catch it of me and have a c*** Xmas

well i finaly landed in Newcastle airport( longest 45 mins of my life)
(id warned my Dad to bring a bucket just in case) But luckly i didNT ruin my Dad's car and what ever i had stopped and i was fine the next day

Oh its was not a good start to the Xmas holiday

so there you go your not the only one Sophie

 

[fuffins1981]

Sarah, you have made me feel sooo much better. I am glad that it is not just me

My partner cannot stand people being sick, so he started heaving and nearly missed what direction he needed to go in!

Sydneysmum: It was like a comedy for sure!! I felt like a dirty, stinking minger lol

Daisyrosie: I have had that A cough or a sneeze and a little release.

So, back to pelvic floor exercises for me.....I am chanting with you noe Lulubelle.

Thank you for the sympathy ladies

 

[xJodieLoux]

Aww bless you. I'm with Sandi, Chocolate works everytime

 

[Geordie&Bairn]

Sarah, you have made me feel sooo much better. I am glad that it is not just me

My partner cannot stand people being sick, so he started heaving and nearly missed what direction he needed to go in!

Sydneysmum: It was like a comedy for sure!! I felt like a dirty, stinking minger lol

Daisyrosie: I have had that A cough or a sneeze and a little release.

So, back to pelvic floor exercises for me.....I am chanting with you noe Lulubelle.

Thank you for the sympathy ladies

glad to have helped

how our you now love recovered???
hows your poor car and the doggie?