An ode to my lost tootsies

[Miracle babe]

Oh where oh where are my feet!

I believe they were quite dainty
A size 6 I do admit
But they never looked like barges
And shoes they did a fit

But now they are a memory
Their there, I feel them still
I wiggle my fat ankles
And my wellies they do fill

Gone are my dainty foot wear
Cause now their fat and wide
And when I try walk sexy
I waddle side to side

I've tried to pain my toenails
Well that was a mistake
I couldnt bloody reach em
And thought my back would break

But some day soon I 'll see them
It'll come as quite a shock
My toesies I'll admire
As I put on my sock

So for now I'll bid adieu
To what were once my feet
Be happy with my trotters
Until my babes I meet

 

[Minxy]

This poem describes it perfectly!

 

[hayley]

just looking at my trotters and yep.... perfect description

 

[skatty]

Fab poem!

 

[Miracle babe]

Aww thanks guys

 

[chezzabell]

brilliant

 

[lauramumof2]

I can see mine, I just cant touch them

 

[mummykay]

I can see mine, I just cant touch them

lol me too!!