AMEN corner

[budge]

Dear Baby

Please come a week early.
Please send me the first contraction around 10 am so that i will have taken Emily and Rebekah to school.
Don't mess about too much but don't come too fast either.
Give me time to exfoliate and shave my legs, shine my muff, and cleanse my twinkle.
Once im ready and at hospital you may come when you please.
Don;t let my waters break until you are almost ready to be born.
Please do not have a big head
Don't take more than 5 hours to make your appearance. I want to be home for the girls at 4pm
Once you're out please be nice looking (don't resemble a chewed up toffee) i want a porceline doll faced baby.
If you are a boy do not open your legs and show off your testicles straight away. Let me look in my own time.
Please cry when you're born coz non of my others have cried
Please do not rip me to shreads

A PS for my placenta

please come out in one piece and quickly - thankyou.


AMEN

 

[Tina & Gabs]

Here Here Budge! Amen

 

[Jade89]

LMAO CHEWED UP TOFFEE LOL!!!

even though that was a funny prayer, it still got my emoticons going

and AMEN to that Budge!

 

[budge]

feel free to add your own prayers

 

[Tina & Gabs]

How can we top that budge

 

[Jade89]

lol we cant top it but we can still pray!

Dear Baby...

As budge said, come a week early (your daddy's uncles birthday is the 25th october and he's miserable, you don't wanna share a birthday with that)...

But don't come too early, I want a little pudgy baby.

Please don't be stubborn like me, and please don't let my waters break all over my new bed sheets

Please look like me, and please don't be a boy, all your clothes are girly! (the u/s tech diddn't sound too sure when she said it's a girl)...

If your gonna make your apperance, do it on a saturday or sunday, daddy's not at work then, and he works miles away and probably wouldn't make it back for the birth on a weekday or if he did he'd probably fall asleep

The midwife told me you head was facing down...stay that way!

Please don't make me be in labour for 2 days and don't make me tear on your way out...i'm in enough pain as it is!!!

And to the placenta...I will be injected to get you out quickly muhaha!!

Um, i mean AMEN!

 

[budge]

aMEN jade

 

[Melanie]

 

[fran_23]

AMEN to all of you third tris..may you all have quick, easy deliveries, no tearing, gorgeous babies and no problems afterwards

good luck girlies!

 

[Miracle babe]

Dear Baby,

Please weigh under 8bls and be kind to my poor perineum. Please let me dilate to 12cm and pop you out in one push with no accompanying poop.
Please dont be ginger like your grandmother but dark haired like me. Please have a head like a pin which will sort of 'inflate' to the correct size straight after birth.
Please let me have a short labour - 4 hours start to finish would be lovely. Please cry when your born and let me be the first to hold you. Let me be able to come home the same day and for you to sleep through the night from about 2 days old (I'm not greedy)
Please be normal and healthy and please let my little girl love you to bits (think she will anyway).
But most of all, please just get here safely no matter what, we've waitied a very long time to hold our little miracle so however you get here just get here safely

Amen

 

[budge]

oh miracle babe you prayers made me blub its so nice

AMEN my kindred spirit.

 

[Jaidy]

This is a lovely thread..well done Budge I want to read more!

 

[hev&madi]

please dont let my waters break anywhere embrassing! lol or in the batg (incase i dont notice!)

please weight under 8lb (not to much though)

please dont tear me (im scared!)

please cry straight away so i know your ok

make sure you turn soon!!!!

and please be a very happy healthy baby cause me and daddy love you very very MUCH!

 

[budge]

awwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[Miracle babe]

Please let my waters break in ASDA just as I finish my shopping so I get it free

 

[hev&madi]

god i would be so embrassed! lol

 

[budge]

do you get your shopping free if they break inasda then?

 

[hev&madi]

budge it dont mean you can camp there

 

[budge]

no i was just thinking of soaking myself with some bottled water at the check out or something.

 

[hev&madi]

no i was just thinking of soaking myself with some bottled water at the check out or something.