I love the bit where he says "I went into Asda the other day and bought an organic onion, when I got to the counter the check out woman said 'that's 72p - It's Spanish' I thought, 72 fucking pence?! I didn't know I was paying for it's bloody air fare!!"
Oh and when he said he bought the "litter trained" cat... He said "litter trained? You 'avin' a laugh? I've started sleeping in its dirtbox - it's the only place it doesn't SHIT!"
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