A hate thread for the pantsness that is...

[ninjawomble]

HEARTBURN

Who do you think you are? Creeping up on me when I finally get comfortable at night?
Or waking me up when Ive finally got to sleep?
I curse you acidy fluids and stomach squished up ness!!
Curse the day you were created!!


Feel free to leave your hate messages to Mr Heartburn the evil barsteward

 

[Fly]

Dear Mr heartburn,

You render my bedside table cluttered with indigestion remedies
I HAVE BECOME MY MOTHER goddam you!!!!!
Can't leave the room without clutching a packet of chalky blesseed relief!
Why oh why is diet coke the only thing i can drink that doesn't give me terrible heartburn?!
you are evil - eeeeeeeeeevil!!!!!
I burp fowl aciddy fug in your general direction sir!

 

[emmie]

awww sorry to hear your suffering hun, i have nothing to say to mr heartburn as i havent suffered YET apart from leave these poor women alone mr heartburn.

 

[lea m]

I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MagicMarkers]

RIP my heartburn, i may miss my bump come monday but il never miss you !!!!!!!!!!

 

[AliCat]

LOL Yep, I'll be glad to see the back of the Dreaded Heartburn! Arrrrggghhhhh

 

[poochielove]

I am going to saying a thankyou to the wonder that is...GAVISCON what would i do without you my aniseedy friend!

 

[hennaly]

Watchout heartburn the firemen are on their way and there is nothing like a good old suck on a fireman
Dont be so rude ladies i meant the little gaviscon men who put out the burn

 

[AliCat]

PMSL @ Gaviscon firemen!!

 

[glittergirl]

Thought i'd been quite lucky with the dreaded heartburn but oohhh no.

Friday night was an absolute killer, it crept up on me from nowhere.

I was having to sleep sat up in bed and in between retching over the toilet as it was making me feel so sick and weeing every 20 mins lets just say it was a bad night.

We had no Gaviscon in either so the cupboards are now fully stocked..!!!!

xxx

 

[Solo]

HATE YOU!!!!!!!

 

[Petra]

Dear Mr Heartburn

your presence is not welcome ! Please feel free and leave now !!!!!!!!!!