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[beanie]

Have just put Seren to sleep and there have been five cars driving past tooting their fing horn. Next one that does it will have it politley forced up his bottom and he can sodding toot all week!!!!!!

 

[Hypnorm]

lol i usually put ewan to bed for a nap them someone rings the door bell or i get a sales person on the phone!!! and end up with a crying baby

 

[beanie]

I always get someone at the door as soon as I have st down to feed her. Have now taken to answering it with her attached and it usually gets rid of the sales people lol

 

[Dee1985]

i hate sales people they do my headin

im so rude to the poor things too

 

[Hypnorm]

What i really hated when i was breast feeding was delivery men, they ring the door bell and don't give you 2 secs before they go back to thier van! you get to the door and they are gone. i had a go at one guy, saying can't you at least try knocking twice beore you go!

 

[mary70]

i was very nasty to a sales woman the other night when it had taken me a hour to get hannah to sleep and 5 mins later she was woken by the phone a stupid woman selling something

 

[michelle82]

glad i'm not the only one who has this!! I am so fed up with the bloody dogs barking night after night i cant believe people just let their dogs yap!!! my mums dog can bearly get a growl out before my tells him off and marchs him back into the house!! And as for next door they cant drive without revving an engine 20million times first and at 10.30 last night they also grated the gears twice what happens? matthew wakes up luckily a dummy and shhh shshing worked otherwise i would have been round there giving them a gobful! its bad enough that it makes the floor in his room vibrate thank god we are moving in a week or so. i can only just manage to bite my tongue now!!!! ARGGGGGHHHHHH

 

[bubble_dreamer]

i live in a block of flats with an intercom system and i remember when beth was about 12 weeks old, she had been up all night screaming she wasnt feeding and she wasnt at all well i had finally got her to sleep when the intercom went off and it is so loud it could wake the dead
it turned out it was the nutty woman (honestly she aint all there in the head) asking me to let her in so that she could come upstairs (she has a thing going with shaggy dog the smelly dirty alcoholic that lives on my floor *insert throwing up smily here*)
I went absolutly mental telling her i wasnt his effin secretary and if she wanted him to knock on his effin door she has never even attempted to speak to me since i think i scared her

 

[Sarah&Braydon]

anyone who rings the house now gets a,,, there is a baby asleep uptairs ring this house again and ill bloody lend u him and see how u cope wen people ring u up
my sis OH likes to ring up at 11 pm wen B is in bed

 

[michelle82]

is this the same sis that moaned at you about B crying ! if it is next time he rings or she moans use it to win the arguement!

 

[Sarah&Braydon]

yeah i only have one thank god she does my hair and its really funny wen he is round n there snogging on the sofa B screams his head offf he he

 

[Dee1985]

are you and your sis twins?

 

[Sarah&Braydon]

no we aint lol !!! y??

 

[Kas]

The worst people for wakening Kaiden up is the bloody postman who turns up when ever and rattles the letter box that hard you think someones actually there or even when he tries to shove that many letters through at the one time that he knocks the brush bits off the inside of the door and the dog goes mad. My OH calls a few times through the day sometimes he calls and wakes him only to say soz hun theres my customer call u back, and hangs up with out you even getting the chance to tell him not to bother MEN!! XkelX

 

[tracyM]

I love sales people ringing, I keep them on the phone as long as possible and waste their day so they can't earn any commission

Once managed to talk a conservatory company into coming out to measure up for a conservatory for a 2nd floor flat in a conservation area - derrrrrrr do they have brains

 

[Vicky]

lmao thats so funny thats really good,

 

[Yvanne]

i love winding sales people up when they phone, i stay in a high rise flat and wenever they offer me conservatories im like yeh id love 1, there like oh gr8 then rattle on blah blah n im like yeah its on the 7th floor is this a prob

 

[nicki]

i love winding sales people up when they phone, i stay in a high rise flat and wenever they offer me conservatories im like yeh id love 1, there like oh gr8 then rattle on blah blah n im like yeah its on the 7th floor is this a prob

Fab!!

 

[Rachel]

I get sales people phoning up at 8.30 am waking me and Nathan up. The other day when they rang at 8.30 I was still half asleep and they were tryin to sell something so I just said listen I dont give a f**k what your trying to sell me now pi*s off and dont ring this f**king number again lol I had a right temper on that day

 

[Yvanne]

every nite bout 1030 i get a phone call, n its this woman goin maureen??? n im like no, its got 2 the point where i turn my phone off at nyt!! i went mental at her one nyt cos id just got chloe down after her bein no well n she woke her n she was screamin, i was like are u fcukin happy uve just woke ma bairn up!! get slimmer fingers aaaaaaaaaaaaargh(lol she presses 6 instead o 9) i wouldnae mind but its like every nyt!!!!!!!!!! ha ha rant over!!