When girls get drunk....

[SarahH]

WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT
WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY
BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A
HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO

WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO
MUCH.

WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG
PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US

WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST
LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE VODKA.

WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE
KITCHEN
FLOOR (or the mop?)

WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE
HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

SEND THIS ALONG TO ALL THE GIRLS YOU KNOW WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN. MAKE
THEM LAUGH AT THEMSELVES LIKE YOU PROBABLY DID....

SADLY, MANY ARE TRUE!



S. xx

 

[Nicola]

Sooooo so so many of that is TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[mummykay]

WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY
BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG
PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST
LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE VODKA.

these apply to me im afraid!!

 

[glitzyglamgirl]

hmph - lightweights, amatuers, seriously

My experience is more like this:

CHALLENGE THE BIGGEST HAIRIEST GUY IN THE ROOM TO AN ARMWRESTLE, CONVINCED I CAN WIN!

BRAG AFTER SAID ARMWRESTLE THAT THE ONLY REASON I LOST WAS BECAUSE HE CHEATED AND USED BOTH HANDS

GET IN ROW WITH SAID HAIRY GUYS GIRLFRIEND, WHO PROBABLY HAS TOO MUCH MAKE UP AND NOT ENOUGH CLOTHES, COS IM BADMOUTHING HER GUY

GET BORED OF ROW AND MOVE ON TO NEXT PUB, WITH A BAND, AND THROW MYSELF ON STAGE AND TAKE OVER THE MIC - I cant sing to save my life when im drunk

AFTER MAKING A FOOL OF MYSELF IN A FEW MORE PUBS, CONVINCE ALL MY MATES TO COME BACK TO MINE FOR A PARTY, WHERE I START THROWING UP - WHOEVER HOLDS MY HAIR IS INSTANTLY MY NEW BEST FRIEND

WAKE UP THE NEXT AFTERNOON WITH A STONKING HANGOVER, FIND RANDOM PEOPLE CRASHED IN THE FRONTROOM, EMBARASSINGLY ASK THEM TO LEAVE

Well when I was much younger and much singler anyway

 

[SarahH]

Thats what I used to be like too!!

S. xx

 

[Riley's Mommy]

so true

 

[MissGobby]

WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO
MUCH.

OMG - its me!!! my dad says he can always tell when im drunk becuase i tell everyone how much i love them, and usually end up crying or arguing with someone (usually DF!) before the night ends!!!

 

[SarahH]

My friend is the best at the whole "I love you thing", I met her one night in town when I was out with my sister and she said to my sister....

"Clare.... you are the bestest sister to my bestest friend..... I lurrve you!!"

Teehee!!! And to think the drunken lass has got all sensible now and is now a doctor!! Teehee!!

S. xx

 

[Tara & Liam]

Great post

They do not represent me drunk at all.

 

[*saulino*]

Hi

Thats great and so true... oh those were the days
Katrina