I have had one of THOSE Friday nights. DH is out of town on business, it is pouring rain and cold, I just spent the past four hours at my in laws house holding my 4 day old nephew, I get home and the storm has blown my gate completely off of my fence...and now I am alone at home with two whining old mutts, AF and a glass of oxidized Merlot. SOMEONE please tell me a nice story!