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Well, I never knew that !!!!
In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb".

Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled
"Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king in history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If
the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand

Q. What do bullet-proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.

Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey

In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."

It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month,
which we know today as the honeymoon.

In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them
"Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down." It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"

Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase
inspired by this practice.



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>At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!!!!!!
 
skairdykat said:
It is impossible to lick your elbow.

what if youre one of those fly-eating frogs with a really long tongue?

(do they have elbows?!)

:)
 
skairdykat said:
In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb".

not 100% sure on this but i think it is still legal to kill a welsh man in chester as long as its with a bow and arrow and its within the city walls (i think at a certain time as well)

and is it illegal for london taxis NOT to carry a bale of hay???!!!

i like these crazy old laws u got any more?!
 
the killing a welshman rule we were told in college in a law lecture nd its only if they are wearin a black and white striped top!!!
 
skairdykat said:
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>At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!!!!!!

and some will do it... *runs of to find the picture of budge licking her elbow* :)

they are fantastic though! :)
 
I've always wondered what the phrase 'Mind your P's and Q's meant'

I like stuff like this lol, I told OH about the things women invented and he thought it was a joke. He was like 'I dont get it' :roll: :lol:
 
i knew about coca cola being green.

did you no it was coca cola that made santa clause red?
santa used to be green and is on all the old fashion christmas cards
 
LOL me too. How about these?

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)



If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)





The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.





A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)





A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)




Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)



The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the..?!)




The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.



The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)



Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)



Butterflies taste with their feet



The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.



Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)



Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)



A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)





An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.


(I know some people like that.)



Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)





Polar bears are left-handed.


(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
 
skairdykat said:
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)


how do they find out stuff like that!!!!! :shock:
 
Sam&Alice said:
skairdykat said:
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)


how do they find out stuff like that!!!!! :shock:

I'm sure it's just made up..............................................................................isn't it? :shock:
 
haha, i would love to know how they found these things out!!!
 
My OH told me that if everyone in China jumped at exactly the same time it would knock earth out of its orbit

:?
 
I despute that it is impossible to lick your elbow - my friend daughter is able to do it! She does have an incredibly long tongue thoug!
 
i love things like this.
so interesting.
apparently a pigs orgasm is 30 mins long my daddys a pig farmer you see..
 

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