this is how we pee on a stick, lol

[Iwant3]

Thought this would make you all laugh, so true it certainly made me feel not alone in my madness!!! I swear they have cameras in the hpt packs to know these things!

Step 1...Pee on the stick. (must be sure to hold it under urine stream for a heartbeat longer than recommended just to be sure).

Step 2...Stare at stick while you continue peeing. Feel heart jump when urine passes over the spot where the line would be and it hitches for a second, then gets a dark line...then keeps going, taking your dark line with it to the test window.

Step 3...Place on bathroom counter. Pretend not to stare at it. Let's try to give yourself busy work to keep from looking at it. In fact, your toilet now gets cleaned once per day.

Step 4...Tell yourself you are expecting a BFN. Then start to mist up when you see that it is, in fact, a BFN. Stare at the blank spot for a full minute before picking it up.

Step 5...First, go to window and check it under day light.

Step 5...Now, stand on toilet to be closer to light in ceiling. Check strip.

Step 6...Close one eye. Squint other eye.

Step 7...Turn on several lamps around house. Hold strip under lamp. Check strip.

Step 8...Hold strip OVER lamp. Check strip.

Step 9...Hold strip in front of lamp so light shines THROUGH strip, just in case.

Step 10...Pull stick apart. Hesitate for a heartbeat when you realize you are holding the still wet "wick" in one hand, then continue the destruction.

Step 11...Repeat Steps 5-9.

Step 12...Throw stick away.

Step 13...Pick stick back up out of trash.

Step 14...Repeat Steps 12 and 13 the rest of the day!

Now post to tell me you have never done this

 

[netty]

i piss in a pot and dip the stick, leave it 5 minc check and bin

lol you must be drivingy ourself mental missus

 

[netty]

i never use cheap hpts anymore, line spotting is wank lol

 

[netty]

BUT


i used to do all the above all the time, including taking piccys and inverting them, sellotaping it to the window so i can see if anythings there

line eye!!!!!!!

 

[wannabe.pg]

haha! This is brilliant, i've only had to poas a couple of times and both times I have done exactly this!!! lol!! What are we like!! xx

 

[Rednursie]

Funny and true! I swore I wouldn't pee on anything other than I digi for this very reason last month.

 

[netty]

EVERY cheap hpt i see a line on fucking evaps!

 

[Rednursie]

I almost turn myself blind looking at the chepies

 

[Clairabella]

Oh I have been know to all of the above that you have described I even took the tests apart just to check it wasn't a bpf. I had a serious word with myself and decided not to use any ICs or test until at least 14DPO I was spending too much cash and time obsessing about getting a BFP.
X

 

[Ladylaura23]

Haha! This made me laugh! X

 

[janebell22335]

LOL I love this!

 

[tina.f.]

lol too true!!! xx

 

[Katkin72]

Haha, that's so funny! I tend to pee in a pot and then dip the stick because I either missed the stick completely or I would pee all over my hand lol!! Ewwwww.

 

[lizsamuel80]

Hahahaha! That is so me.

 

[Dollie]

Love it, and so true!