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The wet cock (for Sami)

beanie said:
Could I please take this opportunity though to remind members that you should not be dipping your cocks into pot noodles, as Budge says it turns them green and stiff. :wink:

lol Beanie, that made me smile :)

xxx
 
but I am very pleased to see that budge is very hot on her cock hygiene, and should be commended on her swift action to ensure her cock stays all sparkly clean. Cleanliness is next to godliness, especially when it comes to cocks.
 
You dont do dirty cock do you Budgikins?? Only the cleanest, shiniest cock is good enough!!
 
oh definately. I never hold my cocks (yes i have two) unless they are clean and hygenic :D
 
do cocks get grubby easily?? Is there anyhting you can do to stop your cocks getting dirty?
 
keep them restained Beanie and limit the food intake. Carrots taint a cock especially around the beak area.
 
any special cock cleaners? perhaps a special cock shampoo (may be conditioning one?)
 
oh no! using such things only irritates a cock - making it sneeze and spit all over you. And you don't want that :x
 
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
This is halerious!!! Awww budge I love you for starting this!
Think Beanie wants your cock Budge!
 
yes i do :D

my cock loves a good blow! Gets him all excited.
 
Hope you give it a good blow regulary then, its important to keep your cock well maintained.

Do you give it a quiff sometimes??
 
used to have a cock which I had resued but was unable to give it the attention it deserved. I made sure it went to a good home where it could get the loving a cock deserves.Remember a cock is for life not just for Christmas.
 
was it tame beanie?

or was it a wild in controlable cock?
 
it was an old cock, had not been looked after so i took it home. My cock just didn't want to be handled as he had not been handled before but he now lives in a big cock encloure where he can mix with other cocks. An uncontrollable cock could be dangerous in the wrong hands.
 

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