tweetyfoo
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Fresh from her shower, she stood in front of the mirror,
Complaining to her husband that her breasts are too
Small.
Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, he
Uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take
a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a
Few seconds'.
Willing to try anything, she fetches a piece of toilet paper
And stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between
her breasts.
'How long will this take?' she asked.
They will grow larger over a period of years,' her
Husband replies.
She stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of
Toilet paper between my breasts every day will
Make my breasts larger over the years?'
Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your
Arse, didn't it?'
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he
May even walk again, although he will probably
Continue to take his meals through a straw.
Complaining to her husband that her breasts are too
Small.
Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, he
Uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take
a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a
Few seconds'.
Willing to try anything, she fetches a piece of toilet paper
And stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between
her breasts.
'How long will this take?' she asked.
They will grow larger over a period of years,' her
Husband replies.
She stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of
Toilet paper between my breasts every day will
Make my breasts larger over the years?'
Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your
Arse, didn't it?'
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he
May even walk again, although he will probably
Continue to take his meals through a straw.
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