Thank God for Bridgette Jones knickers..............

[Rubys mummy]

Cant fit into normal jeans, but my Dotty Ps maternity jeans are too big...I wor them anyway today with a safety pin holding the waitband up.

Went to Argos to get a sand pit/activity table for my nieces birthday tomorrow, and as I was leaving the store, the box was so buky I was carrying it with both hands and my jeans fell down!!! Right down to my ankles Its a good job I had my v.v. unattractive stripey big knickers on

Most passserbys just laughed, no one came to help so I dropped the box, pulled up the jeans and stomped to my car clutching the waistband in one hand and dragging the box in the other!!

Just eaten 6 choccie digestives to calm myself down!!!!!!!

 

[Jo]

Aww swetie thats must have been horrible for you
I cannot beleive no body tried to help you
I'd finish the biccies off if i was you

 

[Rubys mummy]

MMmmmm if I polish off the whole pack, them the jeans might fit me better!!!????

I cant blame people not helping, the sight of my pasty white thunder thighs was probably enuf to scare off most good samaratians!!!!

 

[hearts81]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Bless you must've been awful...but very very very funny!!!!