A joke for you all which someone emailed me today!
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr
old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see
while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and
pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.. The paramedic
lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.
Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the
wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just
witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled
in there in the first place......smack his ass again!"
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr
old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see
while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and
pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.. The paramedic
lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.
Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the
wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just
witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled
in there in the first place......smack his ass again!"
