~*Leanne*~ said:i HOPE i have a very quick and easy labour, like in my dream (one push and she 'slid' out )
Hmm, now that is my kinda labour!
~*Leanne*~ said:i HOPE i have a very quick and easy labour, like in my dream (one push and she 'slid' out )
aramintalovegrove said:Last time I had a really good sex session bled post coitally and was whisked away in an ambulance to the ward, had a disturbed nights sleep and was induced the next day 4 days early lots of screaming pain but 4 hours later and no cuts/grazes I had DS.
I wouldnt mind that again
Knowing how this pregnancy has been this is how I think it will go....
8 weeks overdue they tell me that they got their dates wrong and Im actually going to give birth Oct 2009 I have to carry my bump in a wheebarrow its soooo big and after a weeks labour she comes out in her school uniform and a sandwich in one hand telling me Im a bad mother and she is filing for emmancipation in the court.
Haha!! My birth was SOOOOOO far from this it's unreal!!! loldannii87 said:Oooh!! Fun idea!!
Realistically, this is what I genuinely think will happen;
I will be 10 days overdue and will start getting contractions around 11pm that evening (with only niggles during the day as a sign)... They will continue until about 5am where I head off to hospital. Hospital won't think I'm progressing like I should and I will go on a drip at 10am the next morning after they break my waters (after 12 hours of contractions leading nowhere). After getting an epi at 12:30pm, Evie will arrive at 4pm on the 11th day of being overdue weighing 7lb 13oz.
Ideally, this is what I would LIKE to happen;
My waters suddenly break 22:36 on Wednesday 20th August at 2 days early. (see when this post was posted ) I will start getting a few minor contractions and then the Stork knocks on my door to deliver a smiling Evie, all clean and warm, Mummy's bits in tact, where I successfully stick her on my boob and we all lived happily ever after xx
lisa282 said:I will be 2 days overdue, go into labour in the evening and have a 5 hour labour. Baby will be a girl, born at 2am, weighing 9lb 5oz and I will manage the pain with a waterbirth and gas & air
aramintalovegrove said:Last time I had a really good sex session bled post coitally and was whisked away in an ambulance to the ward, had a disturbed nights sleep and was induced the next day 4 days early lots of screaming pain but 4 hours later and no cuts/grazes I had DS.
I wouldnt mind that again
Knowing how this pregnancy has been this is how I think it will go....
8 weeks overdue they tell me that they got their dates wrong and Im actually going to give birth Oct 2009 I have to carry my bump in a wheebarrow its soooo big and after a weeks labour she comes out in her school uniform and a sandwich in one hand telling me Im a bad mother and she is filing for emmancipation in the court.