Pharmacology (viagra joke)

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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
name.
For
example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
Acetaminophen.
Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and
Advil
is
also called Ibuprofen.


The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also
considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of
course, Ibepokin.



Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants
and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040,
there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge
erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
 

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