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trixipaws

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LOL hardly!

today i have:

* got poo on my finger when i pulled melissa's nappy back to look to see coz i thought i could smell it and coz she'd sat in it it had squashed right up to the top and my finger poked right into it :puke:

* stood in cat piss (he's ill- he's at the vets' again 2mro but meanwhile he wont piss in his litter tray so he'd done one by the fridge :roll:

* put my finger through a rotten parsnip when i went to get them out the fridge

oh i gotta laugh, else i'd cry! :lol:
 
Ewww :puke: have did the poo one myself several times :roll:
 
Good heavens! It's good you can laugh about this. I'd be downright pissed off.
 
Ive been out picking dog poo up from the back yard... and my finger went throu the bag... its rank, I could cope if it was baby poo but dog poo is even worse!!! didnt know how fast to wash my hands :lol:
 
ewww thats the worst, getting things on your fingers like that :doh:
 
I do the baby poo thing all the time :lol: done it so often it dont bother me anymore, i mean how grim is that lol!

Have also doe the dog poo thing, was nearly sick!

Sorry rach theres me hi jacking your thread sweetie! I hope your moggy gets better hun!
 
trixipaws said:
* stood in cat p*ss (he's ill- he's at the vets' again 2mro but meanwhile he wont p*ss in his litter tray so he'd done one by the fridge :roll:

It might be as lucky as being shat on by a pigeon! Think positive :wink: :hug:

Seriously, hope kitty is ok :hug:
 
awwww hun! I feel for you!

If its any consolation I put my fingers in James's poo on a regular basis. And yesterday I slid in a load of my doggies sick. :puke: :puke: It squelched between my toes and everything... :puke: :puke:

Twas not pleasant.
 
Jen&James said:
And yesterday I slid in a load of my doggies sick. :puke: :puke: It squelched between my toes and everything... :puke: :puke:

Ewwwwwwww :lol:
 
Jen&James said:
awwww hun! I feel for you!

If its any consolation I put my fingers in James's poo on a regular basis. And yesterday I slid in a load of my doggies sick. :puke: :puke: It squelched between my toes and everything... :puke: :puke:

Twas not pleasant.
oh jen im so sorry but PMSL! :rotfl:

that just read funny but it mustve been horrible! :hug:
 
i was putting Ami in the bath the other day and her full, overnight nappy ended up on the floor (dont ask) so i went to move it with my foot so i didnt stand on it as Ami was procariously in my arms, alomost in the bath and i misjudged. foot went directly in it, covered in disgusting poo. i was hopping about on one leg screaming with Ami dangling over the bath starkers. :roll:
 
grace1983 said:
i was putting Ami in the bath the other day and her full, overnight nappy ended up on the floor (dont ask) so i went to move it with my foot so i didnt stand on it as Ami was procariously in my arms, alomost in the bath and i misjudged. foot went directly in it, covered in disgusting poo. i was hopping about on one leg screaming with Ami dangling over the bath starkers. :roll:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Bless you!! Sorry but thats hilarious!!! :hug:
 
apparently there is a website called Life is Sh1t, its french but anyone can post. On woman i work with was telling us bout someones post, it was something like she had made Nutella sandwiches for her kids, then had to change her two years old nappy who had done number two. She then thought she had nutella on her finer and licked it off.......


your days could probably get added to that site.

sandi
 

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