LMFAO had to share this with you

[MrsBrightside]

Kaye and me are chatting on msn and we have to share this with you...

Labor'lert™

http://www.mothercare.com/gp/product/B0 ... 1&mcb=core

I mean WTF would ya wanna put that on for while your in labour. can you imagine "wait there baby while I put on my bullet proof vest to time the contractions" I also liked the bit.

The main screen displays a countdown clock given in months, days, hours and minutes

Months... months....?!?! how long do they expect you to be in labour for

Imagine turning up to the hospital wearing that?!?!

sorry we felt we had to share

 

[*Star*]

haha! i like the idea of it, but tbh you just wouldn't would you!

 

[kayzee]

im sorry hun but i cant think of anything to say that i havent already said apart from would you?

 

[MrsBrightside]

The idea is great but no ya just wouldnt would ya.. I love her panting face on the pic makes it look soo easy!!! hahaha To be honest I dont even think it could fit over my bump

 

[Charlotte_faeriemad]

thats just stupid I thought it was going to be on some obscure website but Mothercare!!! Behave

 

[SoonToBeMrs]

Just companies trying to get yet more money out of parents-to-be who want everything to be perfect and would spend as much money needed.. silly really.. I think a wrist-watch and the pregnant woman are more than capable of timing contractions... lets see something selling in Mothercare that, instead of allowing us to do all these cool things like listen to heartbeat and time contractions etc etc.. lets see something that can cook us dinner, load the dishwasher, do the washing, take the kids to school, iron the uniforms and make us a cuppa on demand! That's what we really need!!

 

[MrsBrightside]

Just companies trying to get yet more money out of parents-to-be who want everything to be perfect and would spend as much money needed.. silly really.. I think a wrist-watch and the pregnant woman are more than capable of timing contractions... lets see something selling in Mothercare that, instead of allowing us to do all these cool things like listen to heartbeat and time contractions etc etc.. lets see something that can cook us dinner, load the dishwasher, do the washing, take the kids to school, iron the uniforms and make us a cuppa on demand! That's what we really need!!

I second that... the sad thing is people will buy it like you say. what a waste of £30

 

[kaybee]

I think the couple in the picture should've have put the money to better use and bought a nicer beside lamp.

 

[MrsBrightside]

I think the couple in the picture should've have put the money to better use and bought a nicer beside lamp.

Ive got that bedside lamp

NOTTTTTT

thats just made me literally laugh out loud

 

[abcd1234]

It's a lovely thought that you could track every contraction and times etc but lets be honest no-one in their right mind will wear it, i stripped naked as soon as i got to hospital, no silly vests for me lol!!

 

[kayzee]

I think the couple in the picture should've have put the money to better use and bought a nicer beside lamp.

cheers for that youve just made 2 sad fat ladies very happy

 

[MrsBrightside]

I think the couple in the picture should've have put the money to better use and bought a nicer beside lamp.

cheers for that youve just made 2 sad fat ladies very happy

too right she has... ive never laughed soo much in ages!!

 

[LilysMummy]

Is he naked?!

 

[MrsBrightside]

Is he naked?!

haha it looks like he is!!!

 

[pickled_onion]

Have to agree, that's one gross lamp.

 

[Cixes]

The bloke looks like he is about to say " ooooh thats another one you have had" ....."yeah no shit sherlock!"

Its like when you go in and they stick the monitor on and you birth partner watches it and announces to the world everytime a contraction is starting, like you can't feel it!!!!

 

[MrsBrightside]

The bloke looks like he is about to say " ooooh thats another one you have had" ....."yeah no sh*t sherlock!"

Its like when you go in and they stick the monitor on and you birth partner watches it and announces to the world everytime a contraction is starting, like you can't feel it!!!!

oh I cant wait for this labour lark haha

 

[xrachx]

lmao...that "vest" is her dress you loons! its only for the little gadget....and £30!!!!!! omg!

 

[SoonToBeMrs]

I think the couple in the picture should've have put the money to better use and bought a nicer beside lamp.

 

[SoonToBeMrs]

lmao...that "vest" is her dress you loons! its only for the little gadget....and £30!!!!!! omg!

Oh...





Had me in stitches.. all of us commenting on how hideous the vest thing is.. and it's her dress! lol

Mind you, if that lamp has anything to do with her taste in style.....

So funny.. my belly is aching from laughing.. thanks girls, think you helped me tone up a little down there..