LMAO

[Yvanne]

i humped a dvd player bcos i was high!!! (29th decenber white top) lol cheers 4 tht made me smile

 

[Lou]

I murdered a football player because I hate myself

 

[Yvanne]

I murdered a football player because I hate myself

oh dear!!!

 

[Lou]

bloody world cup

 

[Alicebabe]

I gave my number to a condom because I'm sexy and I do what I want!

 

[violet-glow]

I gave my number to a gangster because im naked

 

[ToriElla]

i gave a lapdance to a football player because i was high

 

I fell in love with a Mexican because I'm naked

 

[violet-glow]

i gave a lapdance to a football player because i was high

I like that one!

 

[Jo]

I gave my number to myself because i was High!

 

[hev&madi]

i lapdanced a hooker because i was drunk

 

[BubbleB]

i murdered my dad because i was high (22/06 white top)

 

[hannahbet20]

i murdered a pickle because i was drunk!

 

[nikki1306]

I murdered the computer because i am sexy and i do what i want xx

 

[stephlw25]

I sang to a policeman because i was drunk!! (sounds about right!!! )

 

[rach]

i gave a lap dance to an ipod because i was high
(8th august white top)
xxxxxx

 

[bekki_16]

i hummped my best friends boyfriend because im sexy and can do what i want (9th december blue top)
thanks for that but a smile on my face lol
xxx

 

[rusks]

i ate a banana because im sexy and i do what i want!!

love it!!

 

[Vicki83]

I fell in love with my cell phone because i was high!

 

[Rosieroo]

I sang to a permenant marker because I was high