LETTER FROM A FARM KID

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(NOW AT San Diego MARINE CORPS RECRUIT TRAINING.)

Dear Ma and Pa,
I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled.
I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. but I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing.
Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you til noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much.
We go on 'route marches,' which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him different. A 'route march' is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks.
The country is nice but awful flat The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The Captain is like the school board. Majors and colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you none.
This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes.
Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake . I only beat him once. He joined up the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6' and 130 pounds and he's 6'8' and near 300 pounds dry.
Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in.


Your loving daughter,
Carol
 
I think the joke is in the fact it's signed by a woman? :lol:
 
Nope. I'm missing the point completely me thinks :think:
 
Lou, do you see how its ment to be funny and just not think it is or what??

It made me smile that farming is harder than marine life...... :rotfl:
 
emma28 said:
Lou, do you see how its ment to be funny and just not think it is or what??

It made me smile that farming is harder than marine life...... :rotfl:

No I don't see why its funny. Sorry :oops: I wasn't trying to be mean :oops: I just didn't get it.
 
I grew up on a farm - I can see the humour :rotfl: :rotfl:
 
i dont get it either haha then again when one of the girls was sent into the bar at work and asked for a 'long stand' i didnt get that either so oh well :lol:
 
Littlelady87 said:
i dont get it either haha then again when one of the girls was sent into the bar at work and asked for a 'long stand' i didnt get that either so oh well :lol:

Could of been worse. could have been 'sex on the beach' :eek:
 
8) Maybe you just have to know some farmers to get it :lol:
 
Oh well, I guess it was a bit lame.
 
Becs said:
Oh well, I guess it was a bit lame.

:rotfl: At least you got some good responses, some of my jokes go down like a lead balloon :rotfl:

I must find the tumbleweed emoticon for my next joke :wink:
 
:rotfl:

Actually I respected your honesty Lou. I don't even know why I bothered posting it since it didn't really make me laugh myself. I'll come back this afternoon with something better.

Got to dash to my 3D scan now xx
 
I found it very funny :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: , but then i have relatives in the states that are bit like that ! :shock: :shock:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

In fact, i'm going to print it off for my mum ( the american factor in the family) she will think it is a scream



Lisa
 

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