Jenna...

[Tangerinedream]

you are no longer alone!

I was in town today and I was shat on by a pigeon on my bag and my arm. When I looked at Jake he had some on his face under his eye Thank god for babywipes

Im gonna find that pigeon and wrap it up in one of Jakes used nappies then sh*t on its head myself

 

[Kylie1007]

Poor Natalie!
You should try living down here with the amount of sea gulls we have! It can be like Beirut the amount of times you get bombed by a seagull!!

 

[Emma58]

you are no longer alone!

I was in town today and I was shat on by a pigeon on my bag and my arm. When I looked at Jake he had some on his face under his eye Thank god for babywipes

Im gonna find that pigeon and wrap it up in one of Jakes used nappies then sh*t on its head myself

I know that is really not funny and I would kick right off if that happened to me but after reading that it's made me laugh out loud.

Sorry it's cracked me up!! If i happen to see a pigeon flying past wearing a Pamper i'll know why

 

[lauramumof2]

Geting shat on by a bird is lucky you know