i need a new excuse!

[trixipaws]

for 9 months i'v been using "i'm pregnant" as my excuse for being forgetful, ditzy, clumsy, lazy, ANYTHING lol, and for the past 9 days my excuse is "i'v just given birth!" but i dont kno how long i can keep it up for! any suggestions?!

 

[kitty86]

Your tired from sleepless nights.

 

[Jo]

LOL baby brain
I'm still daft from Emily and Jack!!!

 

[Nicola]

Baby Brain (instead of Pregnancy brain!!)

Or just tell them the truth: You try cooking, cleaning, errands etc with a young demanding baby that also needs complete care and supervision!!

 

[AllieW]

You'll still have loads of hormones floating around anyway, won't you? Especially if you're breastfeeding. I'm sure you can use that.

 

[Nicola]

Oh a thought on that hormones point....it takes a year for your body to get back to normal after pregnancy/childbirth and people tend to forget that - they fuss over you while pregnant and then all attention is on the newborn, Mum needs fuss/attention too - you have a year to use your just had a baby "excuse" because in my opinion it's completely plausable.

 

[lisa&alex]

you will still be thick for about a year..

i forgot how stupid u get when ur preggo.. said to my mum.. oh god im gonna be stupid for 2 years again..

 

[Sammystar]

I'm still completely dizzy now, in fact more so! It gets worse the more kids you have!
Welcome to the world of the airhead!

 

[foxymum]

you can keep saying it for at least 9 months

 

[lozzi]

Im still saying pregnany brain hahahah

 

[mrs_tommo22]

Id say your brain has turned to fluff since having melissa and the shock of giving birth as well! Does take a good 6 months to get rid of all your horm ones and if your breastfeeding that can do some funny things too!