How have you hurt yourself?

I broke my arm when I fell going down a small hill on my skates when I was about 8. They were the kind of skates that you had to buckle on to your shoes, which shows how old I am!!!!! :oops:
 
I'm terrible I've broken both arms twice sprained wrists, ankles adn god knows what, My Dad calls me calamity Jane :doh:
 
Loads of cuts and burns when I was working as a chef. Sitches in my thumb from a bad cut. But the worst was probably when I dipped my little finger in a deep fat fryer. That really hurt!

When I was a kid I fell down a huge gravel hill on roller skates and really mucked up my knee. Lots of puss, scabs and lancing! :puke:

Broke 3 toes when some paving slabs fell on my foot!
 
oohh forgot one!
When I was about 6 I trod on a bent six inch nail that was attached to a piece of wood!! On the same holiday a boy threw a dart in the top of my foot. I didn't do that to myself though so it doesn't count! :lol:
 
When I was about 5 I got my leg stuck in an escalator :lol: Had new wellies that I had to wear and my leg got dragged down the side! My bro was in a pushchair at the time so my mum couldn't even let go to pull it out. A man ran up the wrong way and yanked me out. Nothing broken etc but even today my left leg is very slightly misshapen.
 
wow some of these have realllly made me cringe! :shock: :shock:
when I was 5 I was chasing my cat up and down stairs and I ended up tripping over it somehow, fell downstairs and broke my collarbone.
I got a marble stuck up my nose once in primary school because I tried to hide it :roll: :roll: :roll:
I used to be in love with boy in school - i mean really really love.. i was obsessed :oops: and one dinner time I was staring at him across the playground and fell down some steps and broke my ankle :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :doh: :doh: :doh:
eeeeeee embarassment or what.
Erm........ fell off a wall drunk and chipped a bone in the previously broken ankle!

and another time i was play fighting with an ex, and he wore these huuuge boots for work, and i kicked him, forgetting he had these boots on (metal toe capped!) and ripped my big toe nail off. There was blood and tears everywhere :rotfl:

That's it for now...... touch wood
 
No broken bones as such but broke 4 toes once when my horse trod on me.

2 'pulled' coller bones as a kid at primary school and needed slings each time.

Burns as a pub cook

Appendix out.
:)
 
broke my collar bone as a kid when my brother was swinging me and let go.
broke my arm falling off a swing
cut tip of my finger off in a wrought irom gate ( i was about 5)
scars up my rm from being thrown in a barb wire fence from a horse
scar in my forearm was really bad needed stitches and everything went righ to the bone :( took months to heal that was being in a motorbike crash (i wasnt driving)
had to have my bottom lip sewn together only 1 stitch bt it scarred

think thats it :rotfl:
 
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cut my hand open on my OH's 21st (falling over with a vodka bottlein in my hand - classy :roll: ), i cut through all my tendons and nerves, two of my fingers don't have feeling in them and i can't move them properly. i was in plastic surgery for 4 hours, and it's still a proper mess. just glad it was on the palm of my hand, and lower it would have been my wrist, any higher - my face!
 
Owch Charlotte, though like you say it could of been alot worse! :shock:

Helsekia, i thought i was bad :lol: xx
 
I did write it all out nice a neat then got max user error :talkhand: :lol:

Soo....

Broke my arm rollerblading

Broken all my fingers two of which:

1) My PE teacher told me to hold a trampoline in a certain place and then kicked it to shut and it slammed closed on my hand so that was fun!

2) I told my brother he kicked like a girl and he kicked me and broke my middle knuckle on my middle finger and now i can point it at a funny angle.

Arms covered in burns from working in a chip shop for 4yrs

Scar across my eyebrow where I towed a kid in my go-kart with my bike and he hit the brakes and I went over the handle bars. Now i have a scar and no hair on part of my eyebrow.

I sprained my wrist badly laying a patio for my grandparents.
 
Once I fell up the stairs to my Dads house carrying a pyrex bowl which smashed and severed a tendon in my right thumb. I had to have plastic surgery to fix it, not very glamarous plastic surgery if you ask me!

I think I may have broken my baby toe by stubbing it last night but alas there is bugger all I can do about it apart from strapping it to the next one.

Does getting pregnant and having to give birth count? :rotfl:
 
Ohh where do i begin.. My nickname at school wasn't "Bandage" for nothing..!!

*When i was about 7 and at Brownies i ran into a bench and took a huge chunk out of my shin down to the bone.
*When i was 13 fell of my horse & broke my left arm.
*Dislocated my knees 100 times (although i do have a problem with them...)
*My Pony fell ontop of me & rolled over me twice, resulting in me having fits and loss of conciousness, was rushed to hospital with police escort with a suspected broken back -amazingly after a day in hospital and lots of painkillers i was allowed home - not a single broken bone but my torso was black with bruising.
*I used to self-harm so i have many cuts, burns, bruises, bites - but i got over it after 6yrs, it was hard but my life is much better now.
*When riding a horse at college it tripped up landing on its knees resulting in me catapulting over its head & doing a really awkward "forward somersault" and knackering the muscles in my neck - was in a neck brace for 4 weeks.
*Was kicked full force in the stomach by a horse & sent flying across the yard about 6ft - bruised kidneys.
*When going over a jump on my horse it threw its head up & i put my teeth through my lip & burst my nose.
*At a competition my pony fell and again landed on me, i broke my shoulder & fractured my shoulder blade.
*At 26 weeks pregnant i fell going up the stairs & broke my wrist.


That's the "major" ones...

I'm a hazard to myself..!!
 
Sandie said:
Ohh where do i begin.. My nickname at school wasn't "Bandage" for nothing..!!

*When i was about 7 and at Brownies i ran into a bench and took a huge chunk out of my shin down to the bone.
*When i was 13 fell of my horse & broke my left arm.
*Dislocated my knees 100 times (although i do have a problem with them...)
*My Pony fell ontop of me & rolled over me twice, resulting in me having fits and loss of conciousness, was rushed to hospital with police escort with a suspected broken back -amazingly after a day in hospital and lots of painkillers i was allowed home - not a single broken bone but my torso was black with bruising.
*I used to self-harm so i have many cuts, burns, bruises, bites - but i got over it after 6yrs, it was hard but my life is much better now.
*When riding a horse at college it tripped up landing on its knees resulting in me catapulting over its head & doing a really awkward "forward somersault" and knackering the muscles in my neck - was in a neck brace for 4 weeks.
*Was kicked full force in the stomach by a horse & sent flying across the yard about 6ft - bruised kidneys.
*When going over a jump on my horse it threw its head up & i put my teeth through my lip & burst my nose.
*At a competition my pony fell and again landed on me, i broke my shoulder & fractured my shoulder blade.
*At 26 weeks pregnant i fell going up the stairs & broke my wrist.


That's the "major" ones...

I'm a hazard to myself..!!

i think you should stay away from horses and ponies :lol: :lol:
 
Kimbo said:
Sandie said:
Ohh where do i begin.. My nickname at school wasn't "Bandage" for nothing..!!

*When i was about 7 and at Brownies i ran into a bench and took a huge chunk out of my shin down to the bone.
*When i was 13 fell of my horse & broke my left arm.
*Dislocated my knees 100 times (although i do have a problem with them...)
*My Pony fell ontop of me & rolled over me twice, resulting in me having fits and loss of conciousness, was rushed to hospital with police escort with a suspected broken back -amazingly after a day in hospital and lots of painkillers i was allowed home - not a single broken bone but my torso was black with bruising.
*I used to self-harm so i have many cuts, burns, bruises, bites - but i got over it after 6yrs, it was hard but my life is much better now.
*When riding a horse at college it tripped up landing on its knees resulting in me catapulting over its head & doing a really awkward "forward somersault" and knackering the muscles in my neck - was in a neck brace for 4 weeks.
*Was kicked full force in the stomach by a horse & sent flying across the yard about 6ft - bruised kidneys.
*When going over a jump on my horse it threw its head up & i put my teeth through my lip & burst my nose.
*At a competition my pony fell and again landed on me, i broke my shoulder & fractured my shoulder blade.
*At 26 weeks pregnant i fell going up the stairs & broke my wrist.


That's the "major" ones...

I'm a hazard to myself..!!

i think you should stay away from horses and ponies :lol: :lol:

I agree! :lol:
 

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