For all domestic goddess' - NOT!!! LMFAO!!

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>1. Nigella's Way
>Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips .

>The Real Woman's Way
>Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Goodness sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.
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>2. Nigella's Way
>To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

>The Real Woman's Way
>Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.
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>3. Nigella's Way
>When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

>The Real Woman's Way
>Tescos' sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.
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>4. Nigella's Way
>If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice.

>The Real Woman's Way
>If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough!. Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: 'I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes.'
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>5. Nigella's Way
>Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks

>The Real Woman's Way
>It could keep forever. Who eats it?
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>6. Nigella's Way
>Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

>The Real Woman's Way
>Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you won't care!
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>7. Nigella's Way
>If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

>The Real Woman's Way
>Why do I have a man?
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>8. Nigella's Way
>Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles

>The Real Woman's Way
>left over wine???? Helllloooo
 
oh so true- sod being a domestic goddess- i like my way!
the last one about the wine is the best! lol
 
:rotfl: thats some good advice! i always though Nigella was a bit weird! :think:
 
Miss.Monroe said:
:rotfl: thats some good advice! i always though Nigella was a bit weird! :think:

yeah shes a bit too perfect i bet she has days when she can't
be bothered and just has beans on toast like a "normal woman" lol
 
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Oh that craked me up love it!!!! :rotfl:
thanks sarah that sput a smile on my face :hug: :lol:
 

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