edit ive gone mad!!! and it's got worse....

[Geordie&Bairn]

I just boiled the kettle
it was still cold so i pressed the button thinking i hadnt pressed it properly
just gone back and poured the water into the cup
still cold
i relised id take the plug out to use the microwave and hadnt put it back in agian

Dear me
the other day i put the phone in the fridge
walked away then stopped and thought why the hell did i just do that

 

[Suzie and Faith]

baby brain is setting in...
I do the kettle thing all the time, i always forget to switch it on. I also accidently put the boiling water on my cereal rather than in my cup....

bless us!

 

[JoAnn&Aimee]

I've forgotten to put the plug in for the kettles loads but I've never actually put the water from kettle in my cereal! I'll assume it was very early in the morning, Babybee!

 

[Geordie&Bairn]

baby brain is setting in...
I do the kettle thing all the time, i always forget to switch it on. I also accidently put the boiling water on my cereal rather than in my cup....

bless us!

I dont think i can blame it on pregnancy ive done alot worse

i once put the oven glove in the oven when i was cooking somethiing you can guess what nearly happend lucky i got to it just as it started smoking.

I left the plastic food trays on top of the oven and accidently knocked one of the hob rings on
melting bubbling plastic looks very pretty


i also cleaned the George Formun grilling machine with oven cleaner left it all day and couldnt remove it

Luckly this all happend a few years ago no big silly disasters
dont worry baby will be fine

 

[Kimbo]

 

[tots hope]

I put my husbands socks where the peanut butter is usually kept and found shoe polish in the freezer. Im getting as bad as my mother-in-law!

 

[Sydneysmum]

Ha Ha! I've never put the phone in the fridge! That's just classic!



I haven't laughed so much in ages! I do regularly get the washing machine and the dishwasher mixed up - well, they are both silver and they wash things. I'm afraid I can't blame my pregnancy, I'm dappy all the time.

 

[Quill]

I can relate... nearly answered the door half naked the other day... what was I thinking? Phone in the fridge is a good one

 

[Babylicious]

I put some spuds in the bowl to peel and then squirted fairy all over them that was when I was about 25 weeks and things have just got worse

 

[kalia]

 

[Emma58]

I get worse as the weeks progress

2nd tri - I went to take clothes out of the dryer and put on a pair of oven gloves.

Thought i had text OH and was really narked with him when he got home after work because he never text me back - I had text my ex husband

3rd tri - Me and DS went to the shops the other day and when we got back to the car i got in and sat in the passenger seat.

 

[Babylicious]

 

[Suzie and Faith]

you guys made me cry with laughter. I need that, thanks!

Bless us!

I've put my teabag in the toaster before. And i poured the contents of a tin into the bin then went to put the tin into my bowl.

Oh and when i was doing some painting a while back (pre pregnancy) I drank the paint water thinking it was my drink

 

[MissSara]

God help me when baby brain sets in, im already totally stupid and dippy...... theres no jope for me

 

[Geordie&Bairn]

Its got worse
when i got to work i took my phone out to look for the dentists number relised id not saved it.
And then put my phone down in the office and compleatly forgot it
In my lunch hour i looked for my phone in my bag
OH NO YOU IDIOT YOUVE LEFT IT AT HOME i thought
how can i ring to get my lift damn it?? i dont know the number of by heart.
Id left my diary at home so cant contact them............

So after work
i have to ring direct inquirers to get the number but ive got no change
so i have to get cash out and get change at sainsburys
then ring
they give me a number
I cant get through then i relise it there home buisness number ive been give
the house phone is private
Damn im thinking i'll have to get the bus
so i get the bus
When i get home i cant find my phone anywhere
im thinking where the hell is it????
so i use the land line phone to ring it up.
Silence
Im confused where the bloody hell is it i dont get it?????
Then it FINALY dawns on me
Phone is at work i had my the stupid thing all the bloody time
I could have got a lift i could have been home bloody ages ago

Ive gone compleatly crakers

 

[Sydneysmum]

May this thread never end! It's made me laugh more than anything else in ages!