Lol this might be rather long.... In my first test I was so nervous that I pulled out quickly at TWO roundabouts without really leaving enough room (sort of thing you'd do when driving having passed but a no-no in the test), then when joining the bypass I indicated right, looked in my wing mirror and tried to change gear all at once, and swerved left, making my examiner flinch and almost grab the wheel. Then I think I did 38 in the 30 limit!
As soon as we reached a quiet residential area she got me to pull over and bluntly told me she was terminating the test in the interest of public safety. I wasn't allowed to drive back to the test centre and the examiner wasn't insured to drive so she walked back and my (overweight, 50 yr old) instructor had to walk 5 miles from the test centre to collect me.
He was quite annoyed lol and apparently the lad who was down to take his test after me had it cancelled because the examiner was late back which I felt terrible about.
Worse, I had to go back into school after and my mates all fell about laughing when they saw my fail sheet
Five years later I can look back and laugh but at the time I felt absolutely rotten!
My second test was a breeze by comparison although I got an examiner who was infamous for mumbling every instruction, so when we began the test, I thought he said 'Pull out of the parking space and do a bay park', so pulled out and engaged reverse, when he said 'What are you doing?' Turns out he had actually said 'Pull out of the space and leave the car park'. I had my instructor with me and in the rear view mirror I saw him bury his head in his hands lol! I asked if I had failed to which he replied he couldn't tell me until the end of the test, so I carried on thinking I had failed. Everything was ok until I went a bit too fast into a blind bend on a narrow road, luckily I slowed down in time so got a minor (but later on the sheet I saw he'd put a dot in the major box where he'd been about to fail me eek!
Anyway, was relieved when I'd passed! My instructor I think was even more thrilled than I was - probably because he didn't have to have me as his student anymore!