delias way (joke)

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Delia's Way

Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent
icecream drips.

The Real Woman's Way

Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake.
You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.

Delia's Way

To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the
potatoes.

The Real Woman's Way

Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.

Delia's Way

When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the
dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of
the cake.

The Real Woman's Way

Tescos' sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.

Delia's Way

If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a
potato slice.

The Real Woman's Way

If you over salt a dish wh ile you are cooking, that's tough sh*t. Please
recite with me the Real Woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."

Delia's Way

Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will
keep for weeks

The Real Woman's Way

It could keep forever. Who eats it?

Delia's Way

Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your
forehead. The throbbing will go away.

The Real Woman's Way

Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces
of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you wont give a sh*t?

Delia's Way

If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves.
They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

The Real Woman's Way

Why do I have a man?

Finally the most important tip

Delia's Way

Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles

The Real Woman's Way

left over wine???? Hello!!!!!
 
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That reminds me of:

"Theres a married man and a woman in a house, the woman says to the man "Can you change the lightbulb?"

To which the man replies "Have I got ELECTRICIAN written across my forehead?"

The woman then says "Can you fix the stairs?"

The man replies "Have I got BUILDER written across my forehead?" and storms off to the pub.

When he returns, everything is fixed, the man says "What the hell happened here?"

The woman replies "A handsome young man came around and said he would fix everything for me and all I had to do was sleep with him or bake him a cake."

The man asks happily "So what cake did you bake him?"

The woman replies "Have I got Delia Smith written across my forehead!?".
 
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: delia pooper scooper :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

'cum'on get behind the lads ' looser hehe

can u gusee i dont like her
 

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