Any Scottish out there?

[Snuggle]

Are you Scottish?
This is pure dead brilliant!!!!!
Are you Scottish? I am.You know you are a true Scot if...........

1. Ye can properly pronounce .....
McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie,Sauchiehall St , St Enoch,
Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.

2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.

3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day.

4. Ye canna pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.

5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.

6. Ye see people wearin shell suits with burberry accessories - pure class!

7. Ye measure distance in minutes.

8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain faimly.

9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.

10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae swear wurds.

11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.

12. Somedy ye know has used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date..

13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel.
14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, iron-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.

15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.

16. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.

17. Ye learnt tae swear afore ye learnt tae dae sums.

18. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals

19.. Finally, you are 100% Scot if you have ever said/heard these words; how's it hingin, clatty, boggin, cludgie, pished, get it up ye, wee beasties, erse bandit, amurny, away an bile yer heid, peely-wally, humphey backit, Ba'-heid, baw bag, dubble nugget.

 

[Emma58]

I'm not Scottish sorry but you have just reminded me of this

Hull 'speak'

>Surfer - Posh name for a settee
>
>Merce curd - Obsolete radio communications
>
>Mama mia - Here I am Mother.
>
>Myrrh-bile - My other telephone
>
>Me lickle perny - A toy horse
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>A terld-a-merl - I informed everyone
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>Perch deg - A snack, usually on terst.
>
>Spurts clairs - Garments worn by athletes.
>
>Meolidiz - My annual vacation
>
>Yerolidiz - Your annual vacation
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>Erk - A type of wood
>
>Yer sir slur - You are not very quick
>
>Rail smerl - Not very big
>
>Burla cherries - "Life is just a................"
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>Rerm - Capital of Italy
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>Kirk-a-curler - A fizzy drink, usually served curled.
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>Burn idol - Extreme laziness
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>Bains out larkin' - The children are out playing
>
>Gunna snerr - Winter weather expected
>
>Rerd rage - Disgruntled drivers
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>Perm - A composition in verse
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>Yer mammal ner - Your Mother will have the information
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>The Nerth Pearl - The most northerly point on Earth
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>Erm Sweet Erm - One's place of residence
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>Oi! Gerreer! - Please approach me
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>Nerz kern - The pointed end of a rocket
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>Fern Curls - Telecommunications
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>The Perp - Head of the Catholic Church
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>Yer jerkin' - I don't believe you
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>Lerds 'n lerds - Plenty
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>British Erm Stairs - Well known department store
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>Pearls - People from Poland
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>Err nerr! - An expression of dismay
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>Goin' on rerd - Going shopping
>
>Gorra curled - I have the sniffles

 

[Babylicious]

em thats fab

 

[SarahH]

Hahaha!! I have seen that before Julie, but it still makes me laugh!!

 

[lauramumof2]

9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.

haha, i stay in Saltcoats.
It is like going to the ocean

 

[LaineyG]

Love this Snuggle - I've taken it as an exam....

Are you Scottish? I am.You know you are a true Scot if...........

1. Ye can properly pronounce .....
McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie,Sauchiehall St , St Enoch,
Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake. and bearhope and buccleuch

2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie. + a deep fried mars bar fir puddin.....or a roll an' shell pie!

3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day......aye, and wear clathes that easily adapt!

4. Ye canna pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert....I HAVE tae HAVE chips 'n cheese!

5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.......and if ye dae, ye'll sook it aff the flair

6. Ye see people wearin shell suits with burberry accessories - pure class!....as is pure hunners o' scrunchies in yer hair

7. Ye measure distance in minutes.......see number 9

8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain faimly.....ma da is jamsie

9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.....aye, it's only 45 minutes doon the road!

10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae swear wurds. Sh*te, f*ck, b*stard is wan o' ma favorites!

11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.....deep fried, as a supper frae the chippie

12. Somedy ye know has used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date....my da!

13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel......my cousins waddin'!

14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, iron-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.....aye, an' the local joe maxi will deliver them all tae ye

15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.....Sunny Dunoon!

16. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.....it has to be full fat, none o' this diet p*sh will get rid o' a drooth

17. Ye learnt tae swear afore ye learnt tae dae sums....I still canny dae ma times tables

18. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals....already sent

19.. Finally, you are 100% Scot if you have ever said/heard these words; how's it hingin, clatty, boggin, cludgie, pished, get it up ye, wee beasties, erse bandit, amurny, away an bile yer heid, peely-wally, humphey backit, Ba'-heid, baw bag, dubble nugget......can I add, ya pie!, pinky, bessom, oot yer coupin/puss, Errr errr awrrr oerrrr errrrr (There they are over there), malkyed, jeely piece, heid the baw.




Do I pass?

 

[SarahH]

5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.

10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae swear wurds.

12. Somedy ye know has used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date..

16. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.

These are my favs and so so true!

 

[SarahH]

10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae swear wurds. Sh*te, f*ck, b*stard is wan o' ma favorites!

F*ckitty, F*ck, B*llocks, B*stardy, Tw*t is mine

 

[SarahH]

Oh and can I add to the place names Finnan.... nobody ever pronouces it right!

 

[Snuggle]

16. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.....it has to be full fat, none o' this diet p*sh will get rid o' a drooth


19.. Finally, you are 100% Scot if you have ever said/heard these words; how's it hingin, clatty, boggin, cludgie, pished, get it up ye, wee beasties, erse bandit, amurny, away an bile yer heid, peely-wally, humphey backit, Ba'-heid, baw bag, dubble nugget......can I add, ya pie!, pinky, bessom, oot yer coupin/puss, Errr errr awrrr oerrrr errrrr (There they are over there), malkyed, jeely piece, heid the baw.

Brilliant

 

[LaineyG]

And we are the only ones who can say two positive things and it is actually negative -

Aye right!

Forgot -

Midden, hauf 'n a hauf man, galus (usually proceeded by "pure"), uch yer haverin', eejit (think we share this with the Irish), coup, and I very well may give my exact location away with this one - roll 'n slice!

Right youss I'm awa' tae feed ma wee wean and sing Ali Bali Bee!

xxx

 

[lauramumof2]

Forgot -

Midden, hauf 'n a hauf man, galus (usually proceeded by "pure"), uch yer haverin', eejit (think we share this with the Irish), coup, and I very well may give my exact location away with this one - roll 'n slice!

xxx

maybe not Saltcoats but defo Ayrshire. Am I right, am I right

 

[LaineyG]

Oooo close!

Costa del Inverclyde!

I go to Saltcoats with work sometimes and my Mum and Dad had their wedding reception in the Hydro 32 years ago!

xxx

 

[lauramumof2]

ahhh, inverclyde. I had my reception in the Hydro too, only 8 years ago though.

 

[jendav81]

That's pure ace min!!!!

 

[valentine]

I know how to pronounce Finnan!

Valentine Xxx

 

[claire2711]

hi aye!

Im scottish, live up near inverness! its bloomin freezing up here this morning....hoping it turns out nice and sunny like yesterday! how are all you guys?

 

[Squiglet]

I'm gna send that to my dad...

erm... how about Broughty Ferry.... as places not pronounced correctly... and clootie dumplin, clootie fairies, "what do you want for bait for school today?" and a Kist for all our blankets... well my real name is Morag... guess where my parents are from? (although my mums technically a gordie as she was born there, but my grandparents were scottish too... )

 

[SarahH]

Some of these things you are adding I have never heard before, but I think the central belt has a completely different language than we have in the north east.

If I'm talking to my family I am a typical Farming Doric Teuchter (try and pronounce that non-scots!). If I speak to anyone else I can be kinda accent-less as I am used to speaking properly to Brian's family (americans) and also business clients in England when I was still working.

 

[Funkylady]

haha 'mon the Scots!

Love our accent! It's really funny to actually read the words though isn't it!

xx