Right. I was thinking about going to B&Q later (my builders seem to eat buckets and scrubbing brushes - what are they doing with them all because they don't ever seem to clean anything with them?!!) Now I'm definitely off to B&Q. I've tried pineapple and curry and sex and bouncing and nothing else has worked - it's got to be worth a go
Blimey. Just as well she didn't follow the example of the lady who gave birth in John Lewis the other month (or was it last year?). She actually named the baby John Lewis. Which is reasonable. But this poor little lass could have ended up as Wilkie (which is a boy's name, as in Wilkie Collins) which isn't anywhere near as nice!
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