Valentines Poems

[queenriccy]

Hi girls
Sorry its not child related but I need some inspiration -

I want to write a rude funny poem in my husbands valentines card and I have googled and a lot is American -

Can any of you suggest anything funny ?


xxx

 

[Mackmummy]

Roses are red, violets are blue, I pushed a baby out my vagina for you x

 

[Mackmummy]

Men are from mars, women are from Venus...what a load of shit, I just want your penis

 

[T84]

Haha go with mackmummys first one!!

 

[naomip]

Haha x

 

[queenriccy]

Haha that's good - I found yesterday

Your like an onion,
You smell and make me cry !!!

Not really slushy or rude but I nearly fell of my chair laughing

Xxx

 

[Smileygirl]

Roses are red, violets are blue, I pushed a baby out my vagina for you x

Haha! Love it!