The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
checks,interviews,
and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and A woman.For
the final test,
the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him
a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the
circumstances.
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!The
man said,
"You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife." The agent said,
"Then you're not
the right man for this job.Take your wife and go home."The second man
was given the same
instructions.
He took the gun and wentinto the room. All was quiet for about 5
minutes.
The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my
wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and
gohome."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,to
kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after
another. They heard screaming,
crashing, banging on the walls.After a few minutes, all was quiet. The
door opened slowly and there
stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is
loadedwith blanks" she said.
"I had to beat him to death with the chair.
"MORAL: Women are evil. Don't ever mess with them
checks,interviews,
and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and A woman.For
the final test,
the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him
a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the
circumstances.
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!The
man said,
"You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife." The agent said,
"Then you're not
the right man for this job.Take your wife and go home."The second man
was given the same
instructions.
He took the gun and wentinto the room. All was quiet for about 5
minutes.
The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my
wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and
gohome."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,to
kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after
another. They heard screaming,
crashing, banging on the walls.After a few minutes, all was quiet. The
door opened slowly and there
stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is
loadedwith blanks" she said.
"I had to beat him to death with the chair.
"MORAL: Women are evil. Don't ever mess with them
