Sleep Talkin' Man

[Sam's Mum]

http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/

This is hilarious... his wife has started recording him at night

"Ooh! My balls are itchy. Have you got the cheese grater?"

 

[Lovisa]

All I can say is ROFLMAO See it just proves that people do say silly things in there sleep.
THanks for sharing x

 

[Rosie's Mummy]

Made me laugh! haha STOP THE PANTHER! haha

 

[Mamafy]

See this is definitely something I would say

"Your mum's at the door again. Bury me. Bury me deep."

 

[AgentM]

Thats just fantastic!!

"Shhhhhhhhh. shhhhhhhhh. I'm telling you: your voice, my ears. A bad combination."

My fave!!!

 

[AgentM]

I take it back - this one just made me P**s myself laughing!!

"Flap's on fire. Your flap's on fire! Chili in the vagiiiiina. I'm a bad bad boy."

 

[Mamafy]

I thought of Jacs when I saw that one ^^^^^^

 

[AgentM]

I thought of Jacs when I saw that one ^^^^^^

I was going to say "what?" then I realised you meant flap jacks!!! Am I the only one with a dirty mind then?

 

[Mamafy]

Jacs has a running joke about flaps

 

[AgentM]

Jacs has a running joke about flaps

Oh! Who's Jacs?

 

[Mamafy]

Jacqui, mod on bnb

 

[ToffeePop]

OMFG I'm in PIECES here! Husband has laughed himself into a coughing fit...that's brilliant!

 

[scaredmum2be]

yelled upon waking] "COCK HUNTER
"Well that's just great. Peanut butter in my crack. Goddamnit."
these r the 2 i found funny the most but the rest i thought he needed hypnotherapy sounds he likes talkin crap in his sleep an does alot of swearing and thinking in the day lolx

 

[Jo]

love it am so saving that
Ant once shouted out about being chased down the road by a baby rhino

 

[Sam's Mum]

Thats just fantastic!!

"Shhhhhhhhh. shhhhhhhhh. I'm telling you: your voice, my ears. A bad combination."

My fave!!!

I loved that one!! Something my hubby would probably say awake

 

[Sam's Mum]

love it am so saving that
Ant once shouted out about being chased down the road by a baby rhino

 

[AgentM]

Thats just fantastic!!

"Shhhhhhhhh. shhhhhhhhh. I'm telling you: your voice, my ears. A bad combination."

My fave!!!

I loved that one!! Something my hubby would probably say awake

I'm remembering this one for work. A lot of consultants need telling this!!!

 

[Pompey_Princess]

these are brilliant!
james sometimes sleep talks, normally telling me to order wheels but sometimes it's sooooo funny - like the other week he said:
"omg omg omg car car car... there's 3 of them! and 3 sets of stairs too" that day we'd been talking about how i want 3 children and a three storey house

 

[Amy - x]

funny! Reckon wud be funnier to hear recordings tho x