Right.... here goes!
Two old people at the old folks home, have been seeing each other for a couple of years. The time had come to take the next step in their relationship & a date was made for a passionate session.
The old lady was a bit worried about her heart problem so decided to tell her boyfriend before they got down to action.
"Before we go any further" she stuttered "I have to tell you that I have acute angina"
"Thank god" replies the old man "cos your tits are awful"
Emilia xx
Two old people at the old folks home, have been seeing each other for a couple of years. The time had come to take the next step in their relationship & a date was made for a passionate session.
The old lady was a bit worried about her heart problem so decided to tell her boyfriend before they got down to action.
"Before we go any further" she stuttered "I have to tell you that I have acute angina"
"Thank god" replies the old man "cos your tits are awful"
Emilia xx