RIP Mr Wincy

[LaineyG]

Dear Mr Wincy,
I am so sorry, I don't usually do that, but you JUMPED at me while I was naked and trapped in a shower cubicle....and you must admit yourself that it was an impressivley scary jump.

The only weapon of defense I had was the shower, which, when pointed in your general direction swished you to a watery death.

I am secretly hoping that you have faked your own death to avoid Mrs Wincy's CSA claim for the 2057 sprogs you seem to have produced whilst living in this house, and that you are curled securly somewhere in our plumbing system.

RIP - Mr Incy Wincy - ? to 2008

Amen

xxx

 

[*Star*]

hahahaha love it!

 

[Suzie and Faith]

and

I cried hysterically when I washed a spider down the shower the other week. i got in the shower and turned it on and hadn't noticed Gerald the Spider who had been sleeping in the shower. I didn't see him until the water started and by then it was too late

R.I.P Mr Wincy, hope you get to meet Gerald the Spider in spider heaven xxxxx




P.S I was so devastated when I hurt Gerald. I have no phobia of spiders whatsoever and I'd normally pick them up and take them into the garden. I felt SO guilty!

 

[Urchin]

If you flushed him away he'll still be alive, but in the pipe or outside.

 

[pilkers]

If you flushed him away he'll still be alive, but in the pipe or outside.

and then he'll crawl back up the drainpipe for his revenge

 

[LaineyG]

If you flushed him away he'll still be alive, but in the pipe or outside.

Phew! So I was right, he saw the perfect opportunity to fake his own death!



xxx

 

[LaineyG]

If you flushed him away he'll still be alive, but in the pipe or outside.

and then he'll crawl back up the drainpipe for his revenge

but I'll be ready for him this time, and place him somewhere dry until I'm less naked and can put him in the garden.....either that or he'll attempt it again when it's my mum in the shower and he might not be so lucky!

xxx

 

[lucyk]

He will get you in your sleep!

 

[kazlin]

SPIDERS NEVER FORGET!!!

 

[Sarah&Braydon]

omg i love u girls ur all brill have me in hysterics now lol

 

[jools221181]