Public Service Announcment - drink more wine!!! (lmao)

SarahH

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In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each
day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. Coli) bacteria
found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol
has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.

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im gonna copy paste to email and send out lol :rotfl:
 

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