http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandte ... o-Wii.html
Wanted for hit and run during a parade. Last seen heading towards the bowling alley. Witnesses were not able to make out his friend code. Suspect is armed with 3 golf clubs, 1 baseball bat and considered extremely sporty.
I saw him, but he sped away on a go-kart. God help us all if he has a blue shell.