this is a true story that happened to me just a short while ago, so if anyone needs a laugh go forward and read
i was cooking my dinner my lovely sausages in the oven, when i got them out to turn them over as you go, then one of the sauages got bhit stuck as i tried to move it with knife and fork and then bounced up into the air landed on my forehead and got wedged between the back of the oven and wall (we are currently using a portable oven at mo) and i tried to fight with it to save it but he wriggled futher down and feel to the floor in a heap i tried to resue him but he couldnt hold on no longer and went to a better place..............................
the bin
so now i am minus a sausage on my plate
RIP sausage you got what u wanted i think
hope that might have cheered someone up

i was cooking my dinner my lovely sausages in the oven, when i got them out to turn them over as you go, then one of the sauages got bhit stuck as i tried to move it with knife and fork and then bounced up into the air landed on my forehead and got wedged between the back of the oven and wall (we are currently using a portable oven at mo) and i tried to fight with it to save it but he wriggled futher down and feel to the floor in a heap i tried to resue him but he couldnt hold on no longer and went to a better place..............................
the bin



RIP sausage you got what u wanted i think




hope that might have cheered someone up
