Look what I found!!!

nickilubs said:
Me thinks my waters will break as I'm walking to work and I will get a lift home she will be born at around 9-10pm whist some wham song will be playing on the laptop LOL weighing 6lb 2oz. I will just have gas and spend most of my labour making cups of tea, food, and in the shower and stood dancing to cheezy 80s music and being cuddled and scratched and rubbed by my OH :D

I will probably still be giggling all the way through except the pushing part where I will be listening to every word midwife says and begging to God I don't tear!!!

LOL yay mine was about right!

My waters broke in hospital at, she was born at 2.51am we were singing "it keeps raining" by Bitty McLean and she weighed 6lb 10oz. I only had gas, I was eating flap jacks and chicken sarnies drinking tea and danced around my ward till I led on the bed and my waters broke. And my other pain relief was my OH giving me lots of back rubs lol!

And I listened to every word my Midwife said (not because Im a good girl,.....because she scared the shite out of me lol) and yep I tore!
 
Mine was pretty accurate!! Have posted a reply on the original thread x :hug:
 
Knowing how this pregnancy has been this is how I think it will go....

8 weeks overdue they tell me that they got their dates wrong and Im actually going to give birth Oct 2009 I have to carry my bump in a wheebarrow its soooo big and after a weeks labour she comes out in her school uniform and a sandwich in one hand telling me Im a bad mother and she is filing for emmancipation in the court.


Esme didnt have a sandwich :rotfl:
 
aramintalovegrove said:
Knowing how this pregnancy has been this is how I think it will go....

8 weeks overdue they tell me that they got their dates wrong and Im actually going to give birth Oct 2009 I have to carry my bump in a wheebarrow its soooo big and after a weeks labour she comes out in her school uniform and a sandwich in one hand telling me Im a bad mother and she is filing for emmancipation in the court.


Esme didnt have a sandwich :rotfl:
:rotfl: :rotfl: I'm in hysterics!!! x
 

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